How do you react?

Your best friend tries to kill you over a doughnut.

How do you react?

I eat the doughnut... Then he wont try to kill me cus there wont be any doughnut left... or hell kill me anyway

(This one is for Mothers' day)

Your failing at high school and ask your mom for help. She gives you a URL code to a Tutors website, when you finally entre the url into the browser a completely different website pops up.

How

Do

You

React

"Hey, Mom! You got the wrong link, could you give me that right one, please?"

You get teleported into a world where you have to compete in hardcore Super Mario games in order to survive. How do you react?

You get teleported into a world where you have to compete in hardcore Super Mario games in order to survive. How do you react?

Go on a turtle killing rampage and break floating bricks with my head . . .

A wild Hisoka appears!! (the crazy clown fro Hunter x Hunter)

[Pokemon battle theme starts playing]

How do you react?

A wild Hisoka appears!! (the crazy clown fro Hunter x Hunter)

[Pokemon battle theme starts playing]

How do you react?

Summon Pikchuu...

Give him a hug goodbye and surrender

(Another boring one)

Your chiropractor tells you that you will never be able to run again.

How

Do

You

React?

[AND DONT SAY WALK]

Your chiropractor tells you that you will never be able to run again.

Nuff said. . .

It's cruel but true , either that or end up unable to walk .

You suddenly recall that your an alien from the future of a different universe , sent here to destroy us but your universe has no anime in it.

How do you react?

Take some anime back to my world and show them that we can't destroy this amazing stuff. Instead, we'll invade and watch all anime before it's released to the general public wahahahaahaha

You suddenly contract an illness that makes you blind only when you try to read manga and deaf and blind when you try to watch anime. How do you react?

Start reading the heck out of Light Novels.

You are promised to be able to live in Japan for as long as you want in any city, without worry of money of any kind

BUT

You need to take the job play testing H-games.

HOW

DO

YOU

REACT

You are promised to be able to live in Japan for as long as you want in any city, without worry of money of any kind

BUT

You need to take the job play testing H-games.

 

HOW

DO

YOU

REACT

Well, if I don't have to worry about money issues, then I shouldn't have to worry about having enough money to take up Japanese lessons, right? I mean, how am I going to play-test h-games if I don't understand them? One of my biggest annoyance playing h-games was that most of the good ones that pander to my particular 'taste'/fetish are untranslated. So the way I see it, it's a good opportunity for me either way. I don't mind getting horny and getting paid at the same time. It's a win-win situation for me.

No, I'm not ashamed. Why should I be ashamed about my sexual preferences? I'm confident about myself, despite the deviance I have.

Aside from that, I'll probably pick Tokyo as the city I get to live in. Don't really know that many Japanese cities, to be honest. Maybe Odaiba, but that's more like an island IIRC.

You see a woman being hit by a wife-beater out on the street. Everyone else walked by in apathy, but what would you do in this situation?

I would report it to the police.

You find a official translation of that one manga that you've been waiting for on the street, before it's even meant to be released.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Sell it for a high price (make a photocopy first and read that) then buy the original when it comes out.

You finally meet a person who has spoken to you over email for years and have fallen in love with them. Once you finally meet them you realise they are the complete opposite of who they pretended to be yet arrogantly ask for your hand in(bla bla bla)

HOW

DO

YOU

REACT

I, as politely as I can, explain to them that I could never marry them because they're not who I thought they were. That or go on a rampage, as I don't enjoy being lied to and that seems like a lot of wasted time and effort.

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You have been reading a book, a really good book: you can't put it down! The book is at it's climax, and right as you're about to discover a very important piece of information, a friend walks over, takes the book and burns it. How do you react?

My post downward.

I, as politely as I can, explain to them that I could never marry them because they're not who I thought they were. That or go on a rampage, as I don't enjoy being lied to and that seems like a lot of wasted time and effort.

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You have been reading a book, a really good book: you can't put it down! The book is at it's climax, and right as you're about to discover a very important piece of information, a friend walks over, takes the book and burns it. How do you react?

I thank my friend and ask him/her to continue burning every book I ever pick up to begin reading because I hate reading an he/she would be doing me a great service in never letting me suffer through reading again, lol.

What if you were asleep in your home and when you awoke a small girl was crawling on your ceiling with her head spinning around while she recited words from your favorite anime show and ate cob-webs off the ceiling. How do you react?

Since I watch Japanese dubbed anime I probably wouldn't get a thing she'd be saying but would instead try to find a way to communicate with her on English. If that'd fail I'd call Japanese embassy and try to get them to take care of her.

Oh and since there are no cob-webs on my ceiling I probably wouldn't have known that she did that.

What would you do if:

Your favorite anime character came to life and transferred to your school/uni/work?

I'd leave them alone and let them enjoy life on their own terms, they deserve no less after having gone through as much shit as they have in life. In general, this is how I deal with any bump-ins with anyone remotely famous.

How would you feel if you woke up one day and discovered that you had permanently lost your senses of taste and smell?

taste smell and touch senses to me would be no big loss , hearing and sight to me would be a loss but one that could be dealt with (if only one was lost) and I suppose same would go if I lost either the use off my arms or legs

you wake up to that life is a lie

do you keep going on with the same coz meh it hasnt been so bad so far

or

do you go in search of the truth of your being

taste smell and touch senses to me would be no big loss , hearing and sight to me would be a loss but one that could be dealt with (if only one was lost) and I suppose same would go if I lost either the use off my arms or legs

 

you wake up to that life is a lie

do you keep going on with the same coz meh it hasnt been so bad so far

or

do you go in search of the truth of your being

that's cheap and you know it, the proper answer, the idealist in me would choose is, go in search of the truth. But when the whole world is against you, who would really have the courage to go against it, I don't think I would, probably the only thing it would get me is six feet under.

you wake up one morning to find a cat you've never seen in your life, lying on your face

I kiss it lasciviously. Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?

The fucking Tardis appears, and Doctor Who beckons you inside.

Tell him to pause time or something so I can go watch Doctor Who for the first time.

 

One day you wake up totally invisible with no explanation at all for your condition and no discernible cure. What will you do?

If this were an anime I'd head to the nearest onsen. In reality, I'd steal a punching bag, a ton of giant bottles of whey protein powder, a cool watch, maybe some books, a pile of beef jerky, maybe follow some people I know from school home and steal their weed. Also, steal aged scotch, some beer( Guinness, Richard red, Amsterdam), cuban rum. I wanna try LSD and iowaska too. Sneak aboard planes and travel the world. Hunt animals for food completely invisible in the wilds of Africa. Live it up for a bit before I tell doctors and my father about it. Look for a cure, hope one is found so I can have a relationship. Bang older (30ish) prostitutes whose services I paid for Germany by sneaking aboard planes in the meantime, or forever if there's no cure. Make the most of my lonely life, be a not completely morally bankrupt hedonist and attempt to make myself known somehow, leave something behind.

One day you find a fully alert grizzly bear inexplicably seated upright and buckled into the back seat of your car. The doors are locked, it's almost impossible that it got in on it's own, what do you do?