The other Moes

no longer needed

you know what

dam it ive been trying not to but just have to !!!!!

 

this is Moe

 

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Xp

The original Moe, Moe Howard from The Three Stooges:

ahhh a wise guy hey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yscaDkzHqek

I love the Three Stooges, anyone know if the movie that came out recently is worth the watch?

Who the fuck is moe?

...it may be a bit over the top to start a whole new thread for something like this, on the old forum I was on, they allowed a bit of a stray in topic but if it went to far they'd delete the off topic posts. Well I guess I need to get use to this now .

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Moe please stand up?

I repeat will the real Moe please stand up?

We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced

Throwing her over furniture

It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr Dre said

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

Feminist women love Moe, chicka chicka chicka Moe I'm sick of him

Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,

But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,

They got the discovery channel don't they?

We ain't nothing but mammals,

Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

'Cause I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.

"But Moe what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.

Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V

"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"

I should download her audio on mp3

And show the whole world how you gave Moe V.D.

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

So I've been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me

Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,

But not quite me

'Cause I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

'Cause I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to

'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends

Inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)

I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny

'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens

And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Moe lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King

Spitten on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling,

Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up

So will the real Moe, please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

'Cause I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

'Cause I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

'Cause I'm Moe, yes I'm the real Moe

All you other Moes are just imitating

So won't the real Moe, please stand up,

Please stand up,

Please stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Moe in all of us,

Fuck it,

Let's all stand up

...it may be a bit over the top to start a whole new thread for something like this, on the old forum I was on, they allowed a bit of a stray in topic but if it went to far they'd delete the off topic posts. Well I guess I need to get use to this now .

totally agree that's why my comments are no longer needed let alone contexttual to be posted

but not to worry ill behave now , seeing some one didn't see the humour in it