"...slowly moves both hands towards the lower abdomen of my body, where there is a certain rod in there"
BEHOLD, MY SUPER SAIYAN MARA~!!!!!!!
im sorry, but also not sorry
but being real, id probably, most likely touch my computer, its decent, but having a super saiyan pc ?, sign me the f*ck in
at worst itll explode on my face, but what i touch turns super saiyan, im sure the explosion itself wouldn't kill me
probably