I have an eclipse joke...
but it gets kind of dark.
Why are so many people talking about the eclipse?
Probably because it's significance is astronomical.
Why did the moon feel guilty after the solar eclipse?
It thought it might have thrown some shade!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Recently, I was in a hospital for a minor condition, when a major condition occurred. I was very lucky that I was there when it occurred or I might not be here anymore(so I was told by the doctors who saved my life). I'm so very happy to still be here!