AniMeFReaK

Every kind of chocolate there is. But no fun-sized candy bars. I HATE FUN-SIZED CANDY!

SO... I'm probably the first person to do this, but... NOW GIMME MAH CANDY OR IMMA KILL YA WITH MAH BEAUTIFUL KNIVES JK I WON'T WASTE MY PRECIOUS KNIVES ON YA I'LL CARVE YOU LIKE A PUMPKIN USING MAH SCYTHE JK, I'm a nice kid.

IIIIIIIT'SSSS.... PIKACHU! JK, I dunno who she is. I just came here to say that. I'll be going now. Bye.

Granted, but your rocket malfunctions just as soon as it takes off. I wish I had an unlimited supply of food that I could eat all the time and never get fat.

Granted, but you are hit by a blizzard after 5 nice minutes of warm weather. I wish I could sleep for as long as I wanted. (I know it's lame, but can you blame me? I'm really sleepy right now and I have a lecture at 7.)

I accidentally drank champagne one, back when I was about 16 or so. I was at this conference/party at London where I was sort of a volunteer. The conference was four days long, and when it was finally over we volunteers all celebrated in the back room with leftover champagne bottles and a red velvet cake that we all pitched in for. The guy (his name was Nathan or something like that) poured everyone a glass of champagne and I assumed that it was just some kind of apple juice or something (how idiotic) and drank it. I was so dumb that I didn't notice the fizz at the top or that the color was actually lighter than that of apple juice. Let me tell you, that was not exactly the worst thing I had drunk in my entire life. The champagne was actually really sweet, and tasted something like soda. I actually expected it to be sour and bitter and allover unpleasant, but it was not that bad after all. It was actually a bit okay. I never, ever again drank something without asking what it was.

I'll shove the ice-cream down your throat until you suffocate and die. Mission accomplished. (@Roxeg I'll shove ice-cream down your throat so fast that you won't have time to swallow, um... it does seem slightly weird to me now. Um... the ice-cream... oh, wait, I think I got something. Oh, yeah, a heart attack! Eating too much ice-cream gives you a heart attack. No, seriously, I'm not joking.) As for my weapon, I'll provide you with an imaginary piece of paper.

Granted, but it's hit by a giant meteor the second you're done building it. Too bad. I wish I had the power to have an infinite number of wishes.

*coughs* Excusez moi, I believe that I had left quite a large amount of cake reserved just for me the last time I came here.

Granted, but the large mammals stamp you to death as soon as you set foot. I wish I had the power to become invisible whenever I wanted.

Is the honorable delegate a big fan of bananas? The delegate does not have to reply; and can simply react 'Agree' to this reply to show that the honorable delegate does, in fact, like bananas a lot. The delegate of Japan is not here to judge, and cordially agrees with the fact that everyone prefers something new, something unique. Sincerely, The delegate of Japan.

The delegate of Japan is politely disagreeing with the honorable delegate. In the delegate of Japan's opinion, the most desirable flavor of milkshake varies; and is typically Oreo, chocolate, or coffee. Furthermore, the delegate of Japan believes that milkshakes do not go well with yogurt. That was all the delegate had to say, thank you to the honorable dais. Sorry, the delegate of Ja- I just came back from my MUN conference and can't shake off the habit. Meh, it'll take time.

NOTHING BUT MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSS

Sup. I'm probably the most annoying person on AF, so you might want to avoid me as much as possible. The choice is still yours though.

Bonus HP meme:

Are you, perhaps, referring to yours truly?

Ranked 'most frequently asked': "Isn't anime just some kind of cartoon?" "Isn't anime for kids?" "Why do you watch cartoon porn?" "Why does the main character never die?" (Me: It's anime, you baka.) "Isn't anime the stuff with tentacle rape?" (Me: No, no, no! That's hentai, baka tako.) "What does Goku look like?" "What's Pikachu's name?" (Me: *facepalm*) "What's a weeaboo?" "What's an otaku?" "Why do anime characters have red/green/blue/violet/any-other-color-that-isn't-natural hair?"

For example...? But try Romeo x Juliet, it is sort of action-y. And I'm actually very (politely) surprised that you haven't watched InuYasha. It's actually pretty famous, y'know.

I will not bother to check your MAL because I'm busy or really lazy right now. Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun Ao Haru Ride Blood+ (I guess) Romeo x Juliet InuYasha Castle in the Sky The Devil is a Part-timer Spoiler alert: I'm pretty sure none of them have proper endings. Well, no romance anime do!

Can you please, please, please, please, draw Draco Malfoy?

Zombie Loan is the only thing I can think of.

Wish granted, but everyone but you is allowed to play any of the games there. I wish I was in the HP universe.

Granted, but every single animal insults you so badly you run away crying. I wish I were Draco Malfoy's girlfriend. I know I'm weird, no need to point it out.

That's one wish. I have another wish to choose from, too. I wish to be beautiful- like everyone else.