I like how this topic is tagged under comedy, haha.
A1: Can't recall but I think it involved my mother being a highly venomous spider.
A2: Come on, you know this question causes temporary amnesia.
A3: You wouldn't get it even if I did.
A4: "I'm 50 years old , stop calling me your 'baby'."
A5: "Started from the bottom, now I'm here."
A6: My sibling and I are not twins. In fact, there's a six year age different between us. However, we've been mistaken for the other and often finish each others sentences.
A7: Random fact- "The Mona Lisa has her own mailbox in the Louvre because of all the love letters she receives." Useless talent- A good memory but it's more of an issue than worth having.
A8: Grilled squid, ketchup and black coffee.
A9: Miss Cowgirl Kathy? Should I bring the lasso on stage?
A10: To be fucking useful, probably.
A 11: I wash the soap out of my eyes at record speed. That way the shower demon doesn't sneak up on me.