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Clayton

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  1. None of them!Do you know what these people do to their friends!?
  2. Goblins do indeed rock. As for belief i worship Tiamat.
  3. Is Re:Creators any good?
  4. there's aa list of things to do if you ever become a vampire I will not, for any reason, learn a musical instrument other than piano, and even that's iffy, because it could lead to my insanity and/or death. If I do learn the piano or harpsicord, I will never once play the Appassionata, no matter who requests it, because that could lead the reader's insanity and/or death. I will not chop up my victims and place their bodies in seperate dumpsters all over town. That kind of violent murder is sure to bring about a visit of said victim's ghost and we all know why that's a bad idea. I will not start a rock band with lyrics bad enough to wake the almost-dead. I will never trust anyone with an awkward name like "Ralgan" or "Memnoch." This person is sure to be the villian. I will wear cool medieval or 18th Century clothing, despite the fact that I was born in the 1980s. Admit it, it looks better than jeans. If I start out as a vampire, I will not tell a long-winded story of how it happened, especially if it closely resembles the stories of others. (How many different ways can you really get a vampire to give you his/her blood?) If I become a vampire during the series, I will not feel guilty about killing my victims. Humans are evil too. They deserve it and they're going to die sometime anyway. I will not go into the theatre business. No acting for me, thanks. I'll stick to webpages and writing. I will not refuse gifts or other things from beautiful men (or women), especially the vampires. I will not work for the Talamasca. I don't trust them, especially that David chap. I won't bother to try and collect the life stories of the vampires. Everyone all ready knows enough about the main characters, and I don't really want to interview Eric. If I am human, I will learn how to use a sword and carry it with me at all times. Humans always seem to get caught up in something and I refuse to be helpless, damnit. Just because I'm a girl does not mean that I will be a nun or other religious fanatic. Unless, of course, I get to be Lestat no Miko (Priestess of Lestat). Then I will comply. I won't become an alcoholic to gain sympathy. If I am a vampire, I will not fall in love with mortals for no apparent reason. I will not make anyone under the age of 19 a vampire. This does not work, ever. I will not be a bar fly. I will have an active life and make myself a main character. I will not be forgotten after one book. If I am made into a vampire, I will not try to trick my mortal family into thinking nothing has changed. I will not get a dog or a bird. I will get a cat. Cats are nice and can take care of themselves. I will not hang out in churches at night and light candles. I will have better, more plot-moving things to be doing all night long. If I am a vampire, I will sleep in a coffin. I don't care if thick window blinds are enough, coffins are more fun and more appropriate. If I am a villian, I will not try to beat Lestat. It's obvious that nothing is going to kill him. I'll go after the ones I don't like, such as David. I will never be a vampire hunter. This is not Buffy the Vampire Slayer or the crappy movie that shares its name with the 3rd Vampire Chronicle. I won't go searching around Europe to find more vampires. I will go to Japan or China, since the plot twists in England, Italy, and France are getting old.
  5. Clayton

    yokai poems

    Write poetry about your favorite yokai in a way that mAKES PEOPLE GUESS WHICH ONE IT IS “Am I still pretty?’ I find myself alone in the dark, under a single yellow streetlight, Walking home from the library on a warm and cloudy night. I watch her approach, skin as smooth as silk and pale as the dead, A sultry figure stepping forth, dressed entirely in red. Beauty peeking out from behind a medical mask, Her eyes meet mine and I see there is a question she wants to ask. “Do you think I am pretty?” she says, sounding sly as any sphinx. I look her up and down, trying to decide my answer, unsure of what to think. I have heard of her before, but I can hardly believe the stories are true, Sure the tales cannot be real I answer truthfully, “I absolutely do.” She smiles and reaches up to pull the mask aside, I freeze in place and gaze upon her face trying not to cry. “Am I still pretty?” She asks again, her smile spreading far too wide. Ear to ear, side to side, no longer having anywhere to hide. She was gorgeous once I know and can see, around the spreading gash. Only now it is marred beyond repair, by a tortured crimson slash. I want to hug her and tell her everything will be alright, I also want to turn and run away until I am safely hidden from her sight. The madness in her eyes says that neither is a choice. A blade appears in her hand and I find I have lost my voice. The shiny steel is my whole world now, reflecting back my face. I cannot look aside or flee, even as my heart begins to race. Some time later we part and I continue on the path to home, I step across the threshold, sliced down to the bone. My parents are sitting there, staying up to wait. They plan to chastise me thoroughly, for coming home so late. My father sees me first and looks on with horror, pain, and pity in his eyes, While my mother screams until she is out of breath, Body shaking still wracked with more silent broken hearted cries. I feel the tears begin to fall and they sting against my cheek, As in despair I force myself to ignore the agony and speak. Ruby drops spill from me as if from a gushing oil well, My reopened wounds burning like the fires of the very pits of Hell. All I can do is let the fresh cut split and dried fluids once again begin to leak, Asking the question whose answer I already know will not be the one I seek. They can tell that I am not smiling no matter how wide appears my grin, My blouse a spreading scarlet stain from the river bubbling down my blood encrusted chin. “Am I still pretty?”
  6. There's something very wrong about Paranoia Agent
  7. You did not say why you like them and their work. I like Stein from Soul Eater. That guy is a badass. Humorous too. Fights, makes monsters, utterly insane. Though I'll always like Washu too. Super hot. Super crazy. Professor Gangrene is cool too. Making a girl from a tomato.
  8. Who is your favorite mad scientist in anime and why?
  9. Rereading "Our teachers are dating"
  10. Nick was supposed to do Phoebe and her Unicorn https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2012/07/15 https://www.misfile.com/ https://www.missmab.com/ dubthis.net Opipess https://www.optipess.com/
  11. So many webcomics become anime. One punch man. megatokyo. What do you like? https://girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20021108.jpg https://megatokyo.com/strips/0007.gif https://pixietrixcomix.com/menage-a-3/for-new-readers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Television_shows_based_on_webcomics
  12. That means Krampus is coming instead....
  13. I've seen some good American made anime. Also French
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