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The History Kid

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  1. Everyone's posting status updates suddenly...PEER PRESSURE!  Um...status is...John still has a long moustache.  HAMSTER WHEELS!

    1. LonelyPoet

      LonelyPoet

      Hamster wheels are the best kind of wheels. 

  2. Michael's imparting wisdom: Remember, if you know you're going to be someplace where there are a lot of Marines, make sure to bring plenty of crayons with you.

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    2. Illusion of Terra

      Illusion of Terra

      and a Crayola salad is a salad with many colors or do people actually eat crayons (I have seen weirder stuff)? This question sounds so dumb 😂

    3. The History Kid
    4. Illusion of Terra

      Illusion of Terra

      oh, now I see. there are similar things about police officers in some countries of Europe, now I get it!

  3. 81 hours later - the power is back on.

    1. efaardvark

      efaardvark

      I am kind of amazed the situation in Iowa isn't getting more media coverage.  I mean, I admit that I've been avoiding the "news" lately because it is all about politics but still.. I've barely even seen a mention of the hurricane(?) at the national level.  And certainly nowhere near the coverage of say, Biden and Kamala.  I didn't even hear about it from the "news" initially.  I had to hear about it from my brother where it is sort of local news.  He's just over the border about 100mi away in Janesville, WI and said Cedar Rapids was pretty much flattened.  Then I went looking for more information online on my own.  Sounded like a low-level hurricane, or one of our "Santa Ana" winds out here.  Hope it didn't rough you up too much.

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Dunno why I didn't see this before, @efaardvark - sorry I didn't say something sooner.  The winds were about the same as a Category 3-4 hurricane.  Here at the house, my gear measured 104 mph.  We lost a lot of trees and limbs, two neighbors near me had large trees fall on their houses, we're talking healthy 70-80-90 year old trees too.  My phone lines are still out.

    3. efaardvark

      efaardvark

      Not a problem, just glad to hear you're alive.  :)

  4. CMP has approved my app for purchasing an M1 Garand.  I might die of happiness...

    1. Seshi

      Seshi

      Very nice. Where will you get it to be sure its authentic?

    2. The History Kid
    3. Seshi
  5. Day 4 of...whatever this is.  I am beginning to suspect that this thing called "the yard" may need mowing.  Keeping sanitation in mind, a flamethrower seems most practical and prudent...

  6. I have a fish cannon, and I am not afraid to use it.

    1. Vitis

      Vitis

      You should be afraid to use it, the second you launch your first fish PETA will be all over that and PETA be cray cray.

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Bring it on. I ain't afraid of their carrots.

  7. I keep thinking that the dude in your avatar is wearing a Tennessee Vol's hat, and that you require trash talking...acknowledge my concern plz.

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    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Very much.  I relate to Hawaiian-ish looking shirt-guy. <3

    3. Ohayotaku

      Ohayotaku

      For what it’s worth I doubt Daru’s into athletics. Always wondered if he wore a ball cap for the same reason I do.

    4. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      My hair is a bit too long for most hats, I end up looking stupid.

  8. I swear, if this virus delays the reopening of the taco truck on post - HEADS. WILL. ROLL. 😡

  9. I'm burnt out...

    1. Zila

      Zila

      Get some rest when you can! Sometimes I unplug from everything that's not actually too essential to the more important things. It's the main reason why I left a few social media platforms or took an extensive break from others. Keep healthy my friend! 

  10. I'm ready to taste salt again, please...

  11. It's weeks/days like this that make me wish I had a book scanner...

  12. Just waiting till the stores run out of Mountain Dew and Doritos to see how filthy ya heathens can be...

    1. RuthisianCodex

      RuthisianCodex

      The true test of just what level of heck will break loose depends on the flavor of Mountain Dew & Doritos that are pillaged. For example, White Out Mountain Dew & Cool Ranch Doritos would be more 2nd or even possibly 3rd layer of heck, whereas Code Red Mountain Dew and Flamin' Hot Doritos would be more 7th layer of heck. 

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Your point is valid, and a consideration that I had not made.  I will need to revisit the drawing board to see what the best method of execution is to accelerate the pillaging. 

  13. Looks like I need to post more stuff in the History Club...since I am the only active member?  Well, if someone must carry that weight... may as well be me, right...?

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    2. Seshi

      Seshi

      I can come join to ask you questions 🤣🤣

    3. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      @Seshi of course.

      @Kazuto Kirigaya does this mean you're not helping then? :( 

    4. Zen Wistaria

      Zen Wistaria

      @The History Kid I'm no good with history stuff, sorry. :(

  14. Making a public disclaimer:  If you @ me, I will appear.  Use this power wisely, mortals.

    1. Nova

      Nova

      Though im no mortal😂👻

  15. My inability to write "profiles about yourself" and "about me" continues, I see...

  16. Neighbors have a new garden gnome.  War is declared...

  17. Really badly drawn World War I and II cartoons have been my bread and butter during this quarantine.

  18. The burn out continues, I've found myself on Discord more than anywhere else lately.  Oof...

  19. The taco truck came back today...…...I have emotions!

  20. There's only one appropriate response to the presence of a taco truck.  If you do not know what that response is, you should be banished to Antarctica for your insolence.

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    2. Vitis

      Vitis

      They're called the throne room because wives stopped letting their husbands refer to their home as a castle where they're the king because they're not really the ones in charge and well what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom so it escaped the metaphor's destruction for that reason.

    3. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      ...sigh.  Got it, here sir - this is for you.

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    4. Seshi

      Seshi

      Anyway... Nice new Waifu HK

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  21. This is your daily reminder to protecc dat smile.

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    1. Shiroe

      Shiroe

      Have you ever seen a head so pattable before? I haven't.

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Indeed I have not.  Protecc the protecker.

  22. This is your reminder that this exists:

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  23. What-I say-WHAT in tarnation?! 

     

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