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If I could be an wrestler. One of these might been my theme song.

 

Caution!

 

This introduction won’t be an abomination. 

I’m here for an evolution.

I’m here to start a revolution.

I’m here for your Revelation.

I’m your annihilation.

I’m a man on a mission.

 

I’m not a politician.

I do believe you need a translation.

I love my ammunition.

I’m against Abortions.

I believe life starts at fertilization.

I’m here for Adoption.

I don’t believe in Evolution.

I do believe in adaptation. 

I do believe in a Crucifixion.

I don’t believe in decapitation.

I do believe in the resurrection.

I do believe in assimilation.

I believe in Illegal deportation.

I don’t believe in reincarnation.

I don’t believe it’s Culture Appropriation.

I do believe it’s Culture Appreciation. 

I support your defection from this nation.

This isn’t your accommodation.

 

I do not do impersonations.

I’m not impressed by your experimentations in our children’s education Institutions.

I’m not impressed by your actions.

I’m here for the fans’ inspiration.  

There are no consolations for these competitions. 

After you lose in these alterations.

You are on the media’s plantation.

Your affiliation of this nation’s invasion from illegal immigration.  

The omission of your oppositions is really repetition.

Your recollection isn’t perfection.

 

 

Your mind has been deletion. 

Cause you been Radicalization by the media’s plantation.

We need to deduction of your education.

 You have been extortion by the media’s plantation.

You had absorption the superstition of evil Institutions.  

You are projections of an evil plantation.

Your identification is from your emotions.

You believe in segregation institutions.

Your perceptions are your imagination.

You didn’t pass your examinations.

You failed the real world’s expectations.

Your failed incursions.

 

I don’t need your verification.

The imagination of your perfection.

Your perfection is actually they’re your imperfections.

You are for starvations for other nations. 

You are for demonetizations of your oppositions.

You have the participation of the termination of this nation.

You are the reason for this invasion cause of your oppression.

You didn’t know your repercussions.

I’d been notification of your disqualification for this conglomeration.

You can make a petition to deletion for my participation in this federation.

 

I’m here to be your Champion.

I’ll be the one who’ll be the cause of the destruction of this Federation.

I’m here for inspiration for the fan’s devotion.

I’m here for the demolition of this Operation.

 I’m here to completion my collection.

I’m here to the eradication of this Promotion.

I’m the damnation of this Occupation.

All divisions are my Division.

 

I’m the reason for the Sensation of this Corporation.

I’ll be your redemption or your Extinction.

Your illusion is your own imagination.

Your irritation is my Celebration.

I need to reeducation you in your Tribulation.

I’m here for your rehabilitation.

Your nation has Corruption.

 

  I’m from another dimension.

I’m here for my Conglomeration.

Your arrogation is the reason for our interaction.

Your tension is the notification of your hospitalization.

I’ll make you into a confused person with my distractions.

You are not in a situation to a conversation with perfection.

Your objection to my position.

Your rejection of my fans’ affection.

 

This is my Location Station.

Your insubordination is the reason for my application.

My dissatisfaction shall be your isolation.

I’ll be your preparation to go on vacation.

Your exhaustion is my confirmation of your resignation.

I’m your prolongation in your desperation. 

My admission is against your brutalization.

 

Are you aware of me be the reason for your Uglification?

I’m the reason for your tension.

I’m your separation from your fans’ devotion.

This sanction is your Extinction.

I don’t want your donations.

Your manipulation is my intervention.

Your hesitation is your assassination.

After this altercations would be my coronation.

This is the last discussion in this Conversation.

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I’m a Hick.

My nickname is Sticks.

 I love chicks.

I’m Slick as wet Sticks.

 

I’m a Redneck man.

You can called me Dan.

The Man that can.

I’m a man with a Plan.

 

I have a Hillbilly bone.

I’m Country Grown.

The woods are my Throne.

I’m in my Zone.

 

I’m a Country Boy.

I’m not a Soy Toy.

I’m a Coy Boy.

I’m not a killjoy.

 

I’m the Gentle as a doe.

I do the Gentleman bow.

You don’t want me to be your foe.

I do understand the meaning of  the word no.

 

You won’t find me at any Bars.

You might get some Scars.

I love looking at the Stars.

I don’t do pars.

 

You’ll find me at Church.

You’ll find me in a T-Shirt.

I’m do my research.

Don’t touch this Merch.

 

I don’t like Hollywood.

They are rude.

They are loud.

They’ll never get  a clue.

 

Those are the facts jacks.

Silicon valley are hacks.

They lack facts.

They are all wacks.

 

I’m not white trash.

I do cash. 

I don’t splash.

I might be Brash.

 

I’m not a scrub.

You won’t find me in the Clubs or the Pubs.

I like to eat some Pizza Subs.

I’ll help with the shrubs.

 

The only beer I drink is Root Beer.

I’ll call you dear.

I might not hunt Deer.

I don’t care if you jeer or Cheer.

 

I do understand the meaning of  the word no.

You don’t want me to be your foe.

I do the Gentleman bow.

I’m a Gentle as a doe.

 

I’m not a killjoy.

I’m a Coy Boy.

I’m not a Soy Toy.

I’m a Country Boy

 

I’m in my Zone.

The woods are my Throne.

I’m Country Grown.

I have a Hillbilly bone.

 

I’m a man with a Plan.

The Man that can.

You can called me Dan.

I’m a Redneck man.

 

I’m Slick as wet Sticks.

 I love chicks.

My nickname is Sticks.

That’s why I’m a Hick.

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Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

We are here to show you some facts.

You guys are wacks.

You  guys are rejects.

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

 

We are the true America’s Kings and Queens.

You are crybaby teens.

We are the true American Dreams.

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

You are pedophiles.

We can’t believe your feelings are fragile.

You always been in denial.

 

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

We are Rednecks.

We won’t paid your checks.

You are just wrecks.

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

We are the Blue Collars.

You won’t get our dollars.

You are not Scholars.

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

We are the Bikers.

We are the Hikers.

We are the Strikers.

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

We are the Hillbillies.

We might not have the Billions.

We play billiards.

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

You put everyone into labels.

We got stables.

You make deals under the tables.

 

 

Dear Hollywood People, 

 

You think we are not your equals.

We don’t like the Star Wars Sequels.

The Magic Kingdom is Murder Center.

Now the Walt Disney is Sinister.

 

I called Starbucks’s coffee,

Mermaid’s pee.

I don’t care about your plea.

You won’t get me to paid your fee.

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My favorite wrestler theme song was always Edge's intro song:

 

 

 

 

Or if I was going to use one that hasn't been used before, probably "Scream" by Thousand Foot Krutch.

 

 

 

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