The Devils gone Drinkin' Tonight (Language Warning!)

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Title: The Devils gone Drinkin' Tonight (Warning: Language and sexual themes) 

 

The devils gone drinkin' tonight, 

she's wearin' high heels and kickass coat, 

Sunglasses and blood on her moat, 

she's speakin' sweet words and backin' em up, 

she's pullin' sheets down, no she cant get enough.

 

She's a wild one, an animal in bed, 

she'll beat you down and she'll give ya head, 

she's a brazen bitch, a silver tongued bandit, 

she'll steal your heart and you'll never retrieve it. 

 

She's got hooves and a halo, 

horns and a cross, 

you'll never wanna let her go, 

but guess what, she's the boss,

yea the devils gone drinkin tonight... 

 

She makes me hot, my blood pressure's risin', 

she holds me down and keeps on cussin', 

no thoughts in my mind 'sides jimmy rustlin', 

I can't stop, my head is screamin', 

what's this? My ears are bleedin', 

I should stop, but I keep believin', 

I keep believin'...

that one day, she'll be my darlin... 

 

But the devils gone drinkin' tonight, 

she pulls the zipper up just to pull it back down, 

sleeping around all over town, 

bitch just take off that cum stained gown, 

too much weight, your gonna drown, 

bitch just come back home to me, 

this ain't how things gotta be, 

yea I'm mad but i'll make ya happy, 

if you'd just commit you'd get the chance to see, 

I love ya, even though I don't mean ta... 

 

She's got hooves and a halo, 

blowing up guys like a volcano, 

horns and a cross, 

feedin' off all that sauce, 

what a darlin' whore, 

wish I could show er' the door, 

but I aint got it in me anymore... 

 

Oh honey, lets renew our vows, 

be faithful, 

not fields for plows, 

oh honey lets renew our vows, 

be careful, 

or you'll fall in with the sows...

 

The devil's gone drinkin' tonight, 

princess of deception, 

mother of lies, 

just how many babies you cut from those thighs? 

 

I wish I could man up, 

wish I could kick er' out, 

wish I could stand up, 

but I just sit an' pout, 

"Oh baby where do you go, 

when I'm asleep at night?"

acting as if I don't know, 

though she assumes I might... 

 

Cold hearted skank, childless slut, 

you're no purebred nah yer' just a fuckin' mutt, 

why don't you make some smut, at least then you'd be getting paid, 

but I just keep gettin' played, while you keep gettin' laid, 

and the worst part is I don't know why, 

don't I satisfy you more than the next guy? 

 

Yea, the devils gone drinkin' tonight, 

pulling up to the bar, stud in her sight, 

stepping outside her car hopin' she might

add to our marriage yet another blight. 

Not today Satan, I ain't waitin',

my hearts already breakin', and I ain't fakin', 

hand on my should, whisper in my ear, 

"Oh won't you cum and pleasure me dear?"

The look on her face as I turn around, 

the look on her face as she falls to the ground, 

its all I could ask for, 

because maybe now, maybe this whore, 

this whore I used to adore, 

maybe now she'll actually change.

 

I turn to look back just one last time, 

looking back on our memories sublime, 

brought to an end by her choice, 

I need to hear a different voice, 

flip on the radio, suck down my beer, 

drivin' all night, I can't help but see 'er, 

this wound in my heart, 

it wont go away, 

but that's something I'll deal with, 

I'da handled it no other way...