Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 "Gives them my full attention" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Show them how to make religious people start thinking critically, without making them feel offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) *Randomly hands them a button* Edited May 30, 2019 by Banri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 *Presses button, revealing that its purpose was to destroy the evil one.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, brycec said: *Presses button, revealing that its purpose was to destroy the evil one.* *upon pressing the button, all the destruction the evil one has created has also been removed from history* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Give them the evil one's head as a gift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 18 minutes ago, brycec said: Give them the evil one's head as a gift. *Wonders what he could do with that * Gives them the evil one's wallet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Leaves them with the assurance that the evil one's estate is billions of dollars in debt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Bake them a pie of their choosing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 minute ago, ArchieKun said: Bake them a pie of their choosing. Offer them a drink of their choosing to go with the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just now, Banri said: Offer them a drink of their choosing to go with the pie. Veggie juice please. I'd offer them some fruit as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 minute ago, ArchieKun said: Veggie juice please. I'd offer them some fruit as well. Hands them a veggie juice. Thanks for the pie and fruit, delicious. Offers to take them to the local arcades for some classic gaming sessions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Give them the beta version of the original Donkey Kong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Give them the prototype Donkey Kong Game & Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Hunt down the very first video game ever made and give it to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Mount the game on a throne and cherish it Give them something so EPIC it would blow their mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Take them on a trip to meet Steve Wozniak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 17 minutes ago, brycec said: Take them on a trip to meet Steve Wozniak. That could be an interesting experience I'll take this opportunity to bring @IkkleGemz with us, I'm sure she will enjoy it I'd source the rare Apple 1 computer for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 After the trip, we would create a true successor to Apple’s legacy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Using not the Apple trademark, but a new trademark and gain the reward. *hands them patient rights* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Make sure their retirement is good, when we both get old and decrepit, from the success we see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, brycec said: Make sure their retirement is good, when we both get old and decrepit, from the success we see. Reads this statement while drinking a cup of tea and chokes on the word "decrepit" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Give them the original Atari system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Builds a secret room of doom onto their house and installs an arcade inside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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