Guest Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 1/15/2023 at 7:37 AM, animechat said: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop. The French are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 What were Tarzan's last words? "Agh! Who greased the vine!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 28 minutes ago, animechat said: I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. ‘Give us back our eleven days!’ (The English calendar riots of 1752. (Which may be just an urban myth and never actually happened)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 I was going to watch The Last of Us, but I never saw The First of Us and thought I might get lost. Why is it impossible to starve to death in the desert? Because of all the sand which is around us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Did you know that milk is one of the fastest liquids on Earth? It's past your eyes before you even see it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 4 hours ago, efaardvark said: Did you know that milk is one of the fastest liquids on Earth? It's past your eyes before you even see it. Where's the GROAN emoji when you need it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 49 minutes ago, Animedragon said: Where's the GROAN emoji when you need it?? Will this do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, "Wow, it’s pretty hot in here!" The other one shouted, "Wow, a talking muffin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Did you hear about the guy who woke up one morning and found his hall full of planes? He left his landing light on all night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 4 hours ago, viruxx said: To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word! I'm sure you will Excel in your quest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Animedragon said: I'm sure you will Excel in your quest. Oh, hold on a second! I need to make OneNote before I embark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 43 minutes ago, viruxx said: Oh, hold on a second! I need to make OneNote before I embark. That will definitely improve your Outlook on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, Animedragon said: That will definitely improve your Outlook on the case. Alas, I'm still trying to get into the Groove of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 What's a perfect gift for a person who has everything? Storage space ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 What happens to Marathon runners with bad footwear? They suffer the agony of defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there are pancakes. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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