Digimon_Sommelier Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Ya' momma's so fat [insert rest of corny joke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Stop looking for the perfect match... use a lighter. If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 How does a shepherd identify his sheep? He reads their Baa code ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Did you hear about the new broom design? (wait for it) It's sweeping the nation! What is the number one reason people fall into wells? They don't see that well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 4 hours ago, efaardvark said: Did you hear about the new broom design? (wait for it) It's sweeping the nation! What is the number one reason people fall into wells? They don't see that well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 A skeleton walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I have a glass of milk and a mop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Here's one for the older photographers here: Boy: "Dad, who is Len?" Dad: "I don't know son, why do you ask?" Boy: "Well mum says you've had Len's cap on all day." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Why did the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarathonGuy1337 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 I'm over 9000 if you know what I'm Sayian? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 What do you call a mythical cheese? Legendairy. What cheese is used around a castle? Moatzarella. Yes, I know... both of those were pretty cheezy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Don't trust atoms. They make up everything! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw". A termite walks into the bar and asks, "is the bar tender here"? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 A man went into a shop and complained to the shopkeeper that the watch he'd bought from him in a sale lost 15 minutes every hour. The shopkeeper looked at him and replied, "didn't you see the sign that says, Sale offer 25% off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Why do dogs never plagiarize? They chase their own tale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen” you get a really annoyed postman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. Want to hear a potassium joke? K. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 The animals were playing cards in the forest, but they weren't happy because one of them was a cheetah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When it becomes apparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Husband: "My wife has gone on holiday" Friend: "Jamaica?" Husband: "No she went of her own accord" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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