animechat Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digimon_Sommelier Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Ya' momma's so fat [insert rest of corny joke] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 Stop looking for the perfect match... use a lighter. If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 How does a shepherd identify his sheep? He reads their Baa code ! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 "You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 "I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Did you hear about the new broom design? (wait for it) It's sweeping the nation! What is the number one reason people fall into wells? They don't see that well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted April 4 Author Share Posted April 4 4 hours ago, efaardvark said: Did you hear about the new broom design? (wait for it) It's sweeping the nation! What is the number one reason people fall into wells? They don't see that well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 "Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted April 5 Author Share Posted April 5 A skeleton walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I have a glass of milk and a mop." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Here's one for the older photographers here: Boy: "Dad, who is Len?" Dad: "I don't know son, why do you ask?" Boy: "Well mum says you've had Len's cap on all day." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Why did the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarathonGuy1337 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 I'm over 9000 if you know what I'm Sayian? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 What do you call a mythical cheese? Legendairy. What cheese is used around a castle? Moatzarella. Yes, I know... both of those were pretty cheezy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Don't trust atoms. They make up everything! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw". A termite walks into the bar and asks, "is the bar tender here"? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 A man went into a shop and complained to the shopkeeper that the watch he'd bought from him in a sale lost 15 minutes every hour. The shopkeeper looked at him and replied, "didn't you see the sign that says, Sale offer 25% off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Why do dogs never plagiarize? They chase their own tale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen” you get a really annoyed postman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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