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Did you hear about the new broom design?

(wait for it)

It's sweeping the nation!

What is the number one reason people fall into wells?

 

They don't see that well.

 

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4 hours ago, efaardvark said:

Did you hear about the new broom design?

(wait for it)

It's sweeping the nation!

What is the number one reason people fall into wells?

 

They don't see that well.

 

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What do you call a mythical cheese?

Legendairy.

 

What cheese is used around a castle?

Moatzarella.

 

Yes, I know... both of those were pretty cheezy.

 

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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".

A termite walks into the bar and asks, "is the bar tender here"?

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A man went into a shop and complained to the shopkeeper that the watch he'd bought from him in a sale lost 15 minutes every hour.

The shopkeeper looked at him and replied, "didn't you see the sign that says, Sale offer 25% off".

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Why can’t a leopard hide?

Because he’s always spotted.

 

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

 

Want to hear a potassium joke?

K.

 

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