efaardvark Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. Want to hear a potassium joke? K. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 The animals were playing cards in the forest, but they weren't happy because one of them was a cheetah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When it becomes apparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Husband: "My wife has gone on holiday" Friend: "Jamaica?" Husband: "No she went of her own accord" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!” She is watching our wedding video again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 4 hours ago, efaardvark said: Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store! Are you sure it wasn't from the Army surplus store? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul van? He wanted to bust a move. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 Are there shelters for battered fish? Yes, but only temporary because the turnover is so quick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor. A physicist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy but he’s 0K. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 5 minutes ago, efaardvark said: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor. A physicist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy but he’s 0K. I had a couple of good laughs at those two, they appeal to my sense of humour . Although I must admit that it took me a couple of seconds to work out the second one . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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