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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

 

A flat minor.

 

A physicist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy but he’s 0K.

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5 minutes ago, efaardvark said:

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

 

A flat minor.

 

A physicist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy but he’s 0K.

I had a couple of good laughs at those two, they appeal to my sense of humour 😃.  Although I must admit that it took me a couple of seconds to work out the second one 🥶.

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Dunno if you'd count this as a dad joke, but it's still pretty funny. 🤣

Larry was at the bar with his friend Bob, depressed over a recent trip to the beach.
Bob asked, "What's the problem?"
Larry sighed. "The ladies won't even look at me."
Bob nods. "I've got just the thing. Take a potato and slide it down into your swim trunks. The ladies will be impressed. Might even bring on a few stares."
"Really? A potato?"
Bob pats him on the shoulder. "Worked for me."
A week later, Larry shows up at the bar, and he's pissed.
Bob asks, "How'd it go?"
Larry growls. "I was the laughingstock. Everyone was pointing and giggling or making horrid faces."
Bob rolled his eyes. "Idiot. You're supposed to put it down the front, not the back."

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Two professors were sitting chatting on a veranda overlooking the sea, watching the sun set.The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"

To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes, and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."

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