viruxx Posted August 22 Author Share Posted August 22 “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” “No, son…” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Two professors were sitting chatting on a veranda overlooking the sea, watching the sun set.The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes, and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Did you hear about the man who was accused of being a stamp collector? He phil-ately denied it ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaking66lives Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. - Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted September 9 Author Share Posted September 9 My girlfriend is leaving me after I broke her glasses. She said she can’t see me anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 First friend: Who are you working for nowadays? Second friend: Same people. The wife and four kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted October 31 Author Share Posted October 31 My friend says people that wear camouflage are sexy. I just don't see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted November 3 Author Share Posted November 3 I've never been to a gun range before, but I'm thinking about giving it a shot. ------------------ What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 What does a baby computer call his father? Data. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted November 19 Author Share Posted November 19 To err is human. To arr is pirate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 When does a sailor take up least room in his ship? When he sleeps on his 'watch'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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