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A lot of my latest embarrassing moments occurred at the place where I frequent most: online. Usually, it had something to do with me jumping to conclusions and making a fool of myself in an argument. I can't help it. I just write whatever comes to mind and hit the submit button all too quickly. lol

 

Aside from that, there was a painful moment back in secondary school (middle school in American terms). There was a girl I liked. A prefect. She was quite popular, especially among girls, a short-haired tomboy with tanned skin. It happened on Valentines Day of all days. I wanted to do something special for her and leave her some gifts. Of course, my classmates told me it was a bad idea, and that girls don't like boys who confess their feelings indirectly like a coward. Taking their advice, I confessed upfront instead and gave her the gifts in person... in front of the class. As I remember, I didn't plan it that way. She was heading towards class and I just happened to catch her in front of the entire class. Big mistake.

 

She rejected me, coldly and bluntly. I was humiliated in front of all my classmates.

 

I've never liked Valentines Day ever since, having more reason to hate it than most bachelors out there. I've also never confessed to another girl ever since. Better a coward than a laughingstock. And in some small ways, I guess I do still resent her. I know it's not her fault, and she was put in a pressured position at the time in front of the whole class, but still.

 

That was my most embarrassing moment in my life. And I'll never forget it.

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Basically anytime I've gotten drunk with my phone on me. It always results in very embarrassing messages to my boyfriend. Like super over the top lovey dovey messages and failed attempts at drunken selfies trying to blow him kisses.

 

He seems to find endless amusement in it. I find it to be absolutely horrifying.

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As part of a dare before, I had to dance in front of total strangers and make them dance with me without me saying a thing.

Me, a once competitive human being before, walked up to a group of girls sitting in a park and danced in front of them, completely silent.

They looked at me with pity, and I looked at them with a poker face, as part of my soul already died due to embarassment.

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Here's another one:

I've always been afraid of bugs. Small bugs, big bugs, roaches, wasps, bees, hornets, etc. Especially roaches. There's just something that gives me goosebumps about bugs, whether it is their hairy exterior or the way they're able to crawl up their leg, or land their icky bodies somewhere on your skin. I hate them.

 

As a kid, I remember that there were these wasps that like to visit these tiny holes on the side of our school desks. They probably wanted to make a nest of it or something. Not that I care. They would be a nuisance to others, but for my 10 year old self, it was terrifying. A wasp of some sort being that close to me. The way it hovered around me with its uncanny black body like some kind of demonic specter.

 

I remember hopping out of my seat when the wasp got too close. Naturally, the whole class laughed at me. My teacher even said I deserved it, and the wasp is some form of karmic retribution. As soon as class was over, during recess, I ran out of the class and towards the nearest toilet. I cried my eyes out, not because of that stupid bug, but at how they had all laughed at me.

 

That is just one of my many bitter memories of school. Ah, good times.

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Here's another one:

I believe I mentioned before that caning in classroom is an accepted act of punishment in Singapore. The first time I was caned during secondary school, I screamed like a little b****, holding my a** and hopping around like an idiot. I ended up huddled in a corner of the class, begging them not to continue with the caning. My discipline master (the one who performs most of the caning) would use this memory to humiliate me in the future.

 

Good times.

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I believe I mentioned before that caning in classroom is an accepted act of punishment in Singapore. The first time I was caned during secondary school, I screamed like a little b****, holding my a** and hopping around like an idiot. I ended up huddled in a corner of the class, begging them not to continue with the caning. My discipline master (the one who performs most of the caning) would use this memory to humiliate me in the future.

 

Good times.

 

Wow... I didn't realize that this was still a thing in some schools over there. For the record, I can sympathize. I actually went to an American school with similar practices. I think it resulted in me being a little loopy.

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Wow... I didn't realize that this was still a thing in some schools over there. For the record, I can sympathize. I actually went to an American school with similar practices. I think it resulted in me being a little loopy.

Yeah, it sucks. I could understand the need for punishment in schools, but I feel there are less scarring methods.

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I don't think I have many stories like you guys but let me think a little here, searching deep in my brain.

 

Ah. I remember one story, now you all seat there, grab some hot chocolate.

 

One time I was at my friend's house (we used to have these sleepovers that took all week when we were without school at the time) and we were playing D&D, it was my first time playing it. We had a few sessions through the week and in one of the sessions I was having a horrible stomachache and I was thinking "man oh man, I'm gonna shit myself anytime now." (Note: I dislike using the bathroom to poop in others people's house). Something was happening in the D&D session and I was very quiet trying to focus in the chaos happening in my stomach. My friend (the GM of the D&D) asked me "Teru what are you going to do?" to which I answered "Before I tell you this, can I poop in your bathroom?"

All of my friends and I got silent for a little and then the GM said "Sure? Why not?" and I rushed to the bathroom. Until this day whenever one of us remembers this story, it always ends up in laughs.

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I thought I'd have quiet a bit of memories to share in this post but then I realized, I have very few actually embarrassing moments because I avoid people so as not to have those sort of memories ...

Although, I do still have one that I will most likely never forget because it was actually a really big deal for me.

 

It was on New Years and I was with my Family celebrating; so we're watching the New Years Eve party and all talking about what we wanna do next year, when this commercial comes on ... Now, this wasn't just any commercial, this was the announcement of my favorite TV show finally coming back with it's last season; usually I would've been like, "Eeeeek!" and then maybe fan-girled about it for the rest of the commercial break, but this was, and is, my favorite show ... So, I ended up just bursting into tears on the spot and hyperventilating while my whole family just stared at me like I was crazy ... I then continued to hyperventilate and shake for the remainder of the night and barely get any sleep because I was having a panic attack wondering how the season was gonna play out.

 

I felt really embarrassed the next day because no one else had the same reaction as me even though they'd watched said show with me ...

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Let's see, when I was little I was terrified of the prospect of leeches attaching themselves to my balls, so I used to swim with one hand, the other one over my crotch especially in small lakes.

 

When I was little I also both dared myself to drink my piss and did so.

 

When I was really little I also saw a commercial where people strip naked and run outside leaving a trail of clothes, naturally, I followed suit. My dad followed the trail of clothes and found me going down the slide but naked. He'll never forget that one.

 

When I was in high school I had sort of a crush on a girl, the only problem being, I intended to never acknowledge this fact and completely avoid her until I graduated. A girl who seemed to be crushing on me that I wasn't interested in but figured I would humour in order to get along with her, one day asked who I liked, I unconsciously glanced towards the other girl, she caught on and started getting all pissed. I denied that I was attracted the other girl as I knew she was out of my league, and my primary concern was to save face and remain the loner I've always been. Anyhow this other girl kinda caught on and I hid my head in shame as it lit up like a red beet until class was over. Normally I have a decent poker face so I can hide my emotions fairly well. The girl that liked me started talking behind my back with her friends whenever I was nearby, which wasn't fun. Anyhow, I never interacted with the girl I had a crush on and avoided her throughout the rest of school, with as stoic a poker face I could muster. From that instance, I learned not to be overly friendly with girls I wasn't interested in, in order to avoid the aforementioned situation.

 

In College, I thought I would "keep my options open" which led to a messy situation, albeit purely platonic, which I'm ashamed to admit I never apologised for. I hurt a girl's feelings and although I was intensely remorseful at the time, I am less so now, as it turns out she was the type to date multiple guys at once and even had a "sugar daddy". I'm still sorry for hurting her, but I'm glad I never got involved with her, she hated her boyfriend.

 

Also, I haven't talked to my former best friends or anyone from I knew from high school or before in three years. Life has more or less moved on, and it is entirely my fault it has ended up this way. Sadly I never got close to anyone in college either.

 

I'm an extremely awkward person.

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By the way Cy~ I played your adventure game and I have to say it was well written. You're a good writer, I picked the inspector route, so I wound up in step 5 without going to step 6. I took the other route after, but I'm not sure what you meant by reward, was it doing something good?

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Another embarrassing moment that came up in conversation!

 

I was super excited to see my boyfriend. So excited that I practically face planted into his face trying to give him a kiss on the cheek while we were driving back to his place xD

He thought it was cute and sweet. But I was soooo embarrassed.

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this happened just today

 

so tumblr has this share feature, where you can directly send a post to anybody you follow on there. it's supposed to be easy access, so i constantly press on it all the fuckin time, when im just trying to scroll and sometimes send random shit to random people, but usually its just a funny meme or video so im just like "whatever" and go about my day. so today i'm just minding my own damn business scrolling through tumblr. now, i follow easily over 2000 people in there, so needless to say, im always coming across some random crazy crap, that i doesnt even register in my brain, that i just scroll by with out giving notice. but again, i accidentally do the share thingy, and send a random post to person to i actually know irl, that went to school with me. i go to see what i sent her thinking it probably just a meme, but to my absolute horror, i see that i just sent her gay. furry. porn. like 4 dog men doing the do in one image. like how i missed this i dont know how but fucking christ i did. so naturally all i have to do is delete the message right? just delete it, and its like it never happened. wrong. tumblr doesnt have that feature. at all. panic mood goes full force, and even though i just established that there is no delete feature i press the same buttons repeatedly hoping something different will happen. nope. ofcourse not. so what do i when i have no other options? i do what any rational human being would. block her. forever. so even if she sees it, atleast i can pretend that she didnt.

 

i love my life :)))))

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It happened about half a year or so

 

I was chatting with this girl online and she was super nice. Then out of nowhere in the middle of the night she said that there was this guy that she liked, and needed advice on if she should ask him our or not. So i said "I don't know anything about the person, could you describe him?"

 

 

yeah you better believe she described me perfectly. I thought she was confessing to me, turns out i was an idiot. Kill me already.

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Growing up, I was never much of an athlete. Never got anything to click until Tae Kwon Do came around in college. The pinnacle of bad, though, was when I tried out for the cross country team in high school. I was so way for behind, gassed and disoriented on the trial run of the home course that I lost all sense of direction. In my point of exhaustion, I wound up recovering in my situation in a liquor store on the other side of the street from the course, which luckily unbeknownst to me was being run at the moment by one of the people I saw at church every weekend, so someone knew me. She gave me Gatorade to recover.

 

But that's not the embarrassing part. While I recovered, the woman let me try to call home to let me folks know the problem. I proved that when exhausted I had no right mind whatsoever, because all I left on the message was the indication that I was lost and simply to come find me without ever saying where the heck I was. Fortunately, a few minutes later, the rest of the team happened by the store because they were sent on another run after I didn't come back. So there ended my attempt to run, but I stayed on anyway as the official timekeeper for the team.

 

Still get picked on for that phone message to this day. Less frequently, but still.

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My most embarrassing moments, eh? Well, there are actually a LOT. But I'll just go to the "everyone-friendly" ones.

  1. This one time I peed my pants. Yep, straight to the point. I was 5 or 6 years old and in Singapore. My mom had a conference to attend to, so my dad, my brother and I went to the Sentosa Beach. I had to pee real bad, and I told my dad about it. The toilet was MILES away. I had to walk across the WHOLE BEACH. When we were near, I couldn't hold it in any longer. I peed my pants. My onee-san still taunts me about that incident.

Okay. I felt really embarrassed after letting this out to the Internet. I'm so embarrassed now.:blush::blush:

I have another one that I remember clearly, since it happened when I was 13. But I don't think that it'll be okay for guys to read...so I'm not gonna type anymore. The end.

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idk why your dad didn't tell you pick a spot in the water away from anyone !

 

sorry I'm an easy going free spirit type that's not easy embarrassed nor shy enough to be intimidated that way so I don't remember any

even if someone trys to embarrass me I rend to flip it or straight out 150% agree with them belittling the situation to the point people arnt sure how to act or if I'm being serious

 

so is it embarrassing if I'm not embarrassed ?

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Okay. Another one.

I was about 9 years old at that time and in Malaysia. I read at an international school. It was Tuesday, which meant Primary Activities. We had 4 groups in PA. I was in the red one. So, there was this guy named Jonathan who had a crush on me, but I had a crush on the most handsome guy in the whole primary. His name was something something something, but everyone called him JJ. So I had this HUGE crush on JJ and didn't know that Jonathan had a crush on me. So during PA we all sat on the gym's cold wooden floor, when suddenly Maya, the most popular girl and JJ's ex-girlfriend, walked up to me and told me that Jonathan had a crush on me. I was horrified. Then I looked at Jonathan and noticed that this guy was actually BLUSHING. I was SO EMBARRASSED. And JJ knew that I had a crush on him and when he found out that Jonathan had a crush on me, he patted him on the back and told him to confess to me. AND ALL THIS HAPPENED IN FRONT OF JJ. THE GUY I HAD A CRUSH ON. Most people might think that this was embarrassing for Jonathan, but you should know, I FELT SO EMBARRASSED.

I have a million more stories to share, but my most burning one can't be shared in front of boys.:blush::blush::blush:

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