Ask an inanimate object you can't lift

[existentiallylostdumbell]

Right, so, for anyone wondering where I've been, basically, I got a job at Rona 40 hrs a week doing random shit, strapping skids, picking things up, labeling etc. Felt guilty about not applying for other jobs and so never logged on. Between work and the gym and training (learning muay thai now), I've been pretty beat, not to excuse my failure to look for better work mind you, or how I virtually vanished from the site. But hey, that's life, people come and go. Anyhow, the world and this forum have both moved on so I guess that's all that needs to be said.

 

It looks like I've got questions to answer. 1. I am ambivalent to cats. 2. I don't know who you are, or at least don't remember, so I guess I'd be flattered, virtually pat you on the head. 3. Assume that my ass has a mind of its own and move on with my life, sometimes it does. 4. Check your surroundings, if you don't spot anyone in a clown costume, find a weapon and ready yourself, get your phone out and ready speedial to 911. 5. From where? The mirror? The ceiling?the bathtub? A girl or a woman? If there were anyone staring at me from the mirror or the ceiling, I'd first have to establish whether or not those are real threats, and once I discovered they aren't, get some meds for schizophrenia. If there is a girl in my bathtub? Why the hell is a girl in my bathtub? I'd attempt to relocate her from the bathtub to the living room and call the police. If it's a woman, I would pray it's a visit from my friendly neighborhood nympho and not a murderer, cue the Marvin Gaye music, I hope. 6. Assume I'm crazy and so long as nothing else goes wrong, live with this fact, I'm ok with being crazy so long as I don't see things or hear voices, I'm not the picture of sanity anyhow. 7. Grab my combat knife, sharpen it, strap it to my chest and wear baggy clothing. Increase the security of my house, add more locks, set-up camera's in my house, watch my neighbors. Identify suspects at work or around me generally, set up a tripwire alarm in my entranceway, come up with a strategy of attack. Slowly acquire better weapons until I feel satisfied, apply for a gun license, get a gun and a crossbow. If more creepy things kept happening and I felt they could do something, notify the police. 8.If you can tickle yourself, and find that you are coming up with very detailed conspiracy theories as well as feel a decreased need for social interaction, see your doctor. Jk, kick em in the nuts, if they're women, punch them right in the nipple, repeatedly, tell them you're tired of their shit and if they don't fuck off right now, they're all gonna look like breast and testicle cancer survivors when you're done. I recommend getting a spear from cold-steel or something, it's a good ranged weapon and you can use it to accurately deball, dedick, declit and hipsterify they're nipples. Hipsterify is my new word, it means to make like a hipster. If they're ghosts, find a church, also supernatural taught me ghosts are allergic to iron and salt, so when you are debreasting them, make sure to use an iron spearhead dipped in salt water.

 

1. To be honest I stopped watching anime about a month ago. But I liked Saiyuki Reload blast and the one with the interdimensional restaurant, and sort of liked re.creators with lukewarm feelings, oh and definitely natsume yuujinchou roku.

 

I've come to the conclusion that anime is a waste of my time and that I ought to be doing better things with it. Not to put any social pressure on myself here, clearly that doesn't work and only results in me feeling shame and never coming back. At any rate, I continue to battle with my youtube and entertainment addiction as well as my procrastination and insatiable need for virtual punani. Also about 10,000 different insecurities and fears. But hey, that's me. I guess I'll come back whenever, if I feel like it, I have less time than I used to.

[AniMeFReaK]

What do you think of this video, @existentiallylostdumbell -san?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03IUgOd4GH4

Edited October 9, 2017 by Guest

[existentiallylostdumbell]

Pretty funny, I don't know if she's trying to impersonate an old Italian lady or just being bizarre. Also, was that goat porn at the beginning?

[AniMeFReaK]

Pretty funny, I don't know if she's trying to impersonate an old Italian lady or just being bizarre. Also, was that goat porn at the beginning?

Lol yeah. I rolled onto the floor laughing when I saw that.