Wish granted, but...

[brycec]

Granted, but because you like mushrooms so much, you accidentally eat and poisoned mushroom and die from it.

I wish I could oneshot Mordegon in DQ 11.

[Geano]

granted but you can only do it once per session.

I wish stress was not a part of being human.

[brycec]

Granted, but you are dumber and weaker because things are easy and peaceful and you grow bored with life.

I wish I could walk on water, so I could carry out a plan for world conquest.

[SanguineTear]

Granted, but you can only travel on land by doing the worm.

I wish I had dark purple irises.

[brycec]

Granted, but the irises draw unwanted attention and make you regret your decision.

I wish all government entities everywhere experienced an insurrection at the same time.

[Geano]

granted but it only happens once in the entire human history.

I wish that I could buy my tea the way I make it in a can, and still be good for me.

[Seshi]

30 minutes ago, ArchieKun said:

granted but it only happens once in the entire human history.

I wish that I could buy my tea the way I make it in a can, and still be good for me.

Granted, but you have to move to Japan

I wish I never feelt pain because I’ve overcome every adversity by biological evolution 

[Geano]

Just now, Seshi said:

Granted, but you have to move to Japan

I wish I never feelt pain because I’ve overcome every adversity by biological evolution 

Done boy would that be hella dope.  

granted but you lose 90% of every other nerve in your nervous system.

I wish I had forever to play video games, and watch anime.

[brycec]

Granted, but all games and anime would no longer have the necessary vibe of originality they once had.

I wish American movies were good again.

[SanguineTear]

Granted, but everything else American becomes horrible.

I wish when driving I could phase through all the other cars.

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[brycec]

Granted, but you can never solidify again.

I wish the force, from Star Wars, was real.

[Geano]

granted but you are unable to use it to safe yourself it only ever effects other around you.

I wish I was inside a comic.

[brycec]

Granted, but you fall victim to the tragedies caused by the Legion of Doom and all of Marvel’s equivalents, so you never see how the heroes come out on top.

I wish could rule the world from the shadows.

[Geano]

granted but you lose the ability to see visible light, and can only perceive infrared light.

I wish quantum computing would be main stream before 2050 if it even is then.

[brycec]

Granted, but the tech costs SSCG(500)^^^^SSCG(500)*10^(SSCG(3)^^^^SSCG(3)) to obtain and install.

I wish I could go back and see what life was like in the year 1000 A.D.

[Geano]

granted but you run into the knights templer.

I wish the grandfather paradox was not real.

[brycec]

Granted, but you end up facing a even worse misery of not being able to notice the changes you made.

I wish I knew what came before the Big Bang in the universe.

[SanguineTear]

Granted, but people come to see you as some sort of prophet as a result and conduct ritual human sacrifices in your name on your front lawn daily.

I wish I had my own HEV suit.

[Geano]

granted but you are bared from wearing it outside your home.

I wish to go to mars.

[Nono]

Granted, but you forgot to pack a space suit.

 

I wish I knew what happened to that mysterious white van from 9/11.

[Geano]

granted but this information is never allowed to be shared.

I wish the sky was orange.

[Seshi]

Granted, because it’s 2070 and we now live in a wasteland.

I wish the things we imagined could materialize instantly.

[brycec]

Granted, but the world’s apathy becomes worse because things are too easy to obtain.

I wish I could brainwash people with a video, like Zoolander was.

[Seshi]

Granted, but you have to be brainwashed too.

I wish I could visit other worlds through pictures, like in Prince caspian 

[brycec]

Granted, but you are unable to leave without destroying the world.

I wish it was mandatory that every person Earth to have a fully armed battle tank.