Jump to content

Wish granted, but...


Recommended Posts

Granted, but the packaging only claims that it is dark chocolate, so you do not know it really is.

I wish there were more SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, so I could see more ridiculous responses from the contestants.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but that exact change is all in unrolled pennies.

I wish that sporting events would descend into utter chaos of nationwide brawls that escalate from small brawls on the field, so that there would be something interesting to watch.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but the dust is so light that every time you breath it's blown away, and you never saw it again.

I wish for a debug mode in real life.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but you always arrive at the place you hate the most, rather than the one you intended.

I wish Kratos and Jesus would engage in a battle so epic that it makes all of Kratos’s other fights look like a schoolyard fight found in elementary school.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but like .Hack//Sign and many other series, you will die for real if you die in the game.

I wish I had 2500 yottameter squared plot of land, where I can build a massive house that ends up looking like its own city.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...