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granted but you can only eat one slice per day for the life of the pizza.

I wish for the warm weather to return.

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Granted, but you are hit by a blizzard after 5 nice minutes of warm weather.

I wish I could sleep for as long as I wanted.

(I know it's lame, but can you blame me? I'm really sleepy right now and I have a lecture at 7.)

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granted but you can only sleep twice a week.

I wish we could fly to the sun and survive.

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Granted, but your rocket malfunctions just as soon as it takes off. 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of food that I could eat all the time and never get fat.

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Granted, but you get nothing but bread and marmite and both of them are long past the used by date

I wish I never had to sleep

 

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Granted, but every day that passes without sleep you age one year older.

I wish I was an subject for some superhuman experiment.

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granted but you are then on owned by the company sponcering those experiments.

I wish VR would be safer

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Granted, but VR loses its appeal and sales and the price for VR goes up

I wish that I could run for long distances without getting tired.

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granted but you must run 300 miles a day.

I wish lava in minecraft was not dangerous.

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Granted, but you will never find diamonds again.

I wish I never had to work.

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Granted, but now you may only live in The Big Rock Candy Mountains....hmmm...that might not be bad actually depending on your optimal lifestyle!

 

I wish Hubble was still working at 100%.

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granted but then you lose your internet connection for 200 years.

I wish we could explore Saturn more.

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Granted, but your rocket malfunctions and you are now stuck on Saturn with only two oxygen cylinders, ten people, and no food.

I wish I was the only one on this entire planet.

(IDFC if I get lonely.)

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granted but most humans have traveled to the next star system already.

I wish space travel was easy.

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Granted, but it still costs a lot of cha-ching.

I wish I were a vampire.

*smiles seductively*

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Wish granted but you won't have any fangs and you only sleep during night time :D

I wish I have a Nutella-Pudding Fort <3

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47 minutes ago, RyePotatoes said:

I wish I have a Nutella-Pudding Fort <3

Wish granted, but it stays for about 1 whole minute until the ants and cockroaches and all the other annoying pests start to attack it.

I wish all potatoes were under my command.

Oh, wait, I first have to become a potato.

I wish I were a potato.

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granted but you are now forever stock to the ground.

I wish Space had a end.

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On 10/24/2018 at 8:15 AM, ArchieKun said:

granted but you are now forever stock to the ground.

I wish Space had a end.

Granted, but nobody believes you that space does, indeed, have an end.

I wish for all my wishes to come true.

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Granted, but you end up regretting it, because you did not take into account the consequences of seeing those wishes come true.

I wish elections were decided by a battle royale to the death, rather than by vote.

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On 10/25/2018 at 8:05 PM, brycec said:

Granted, but you end up regretting it, because you did not take into account the consequences of seeing those wishes come true.

I wish elections were decided by a battle royale to the death, rather than by vote.

No kidding :)

Granted, but you may not view the battle until  2 days after the election.

I wish VR was like Ready Player One.

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