brycec Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Granted, but you end up dying with everyone else, due to the water disappearing into space. I wish I was immortal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, brycec said: I wish I was immortal. Has this really not been mentioned yet. I don't know. Granted, but you can never move more then 1000 steps per day. I wish for world piece. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Granted, but it is peaceful only on the surface, as everyone is still plotting to kill each other, and they are doing it through poisons prescribed as medication. I wish I find out the truth behind everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonelyPoet Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Wish granted but the knowledge causes you great mental pain. I wish I was popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineTear Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 Granted, but you are harassed non stop everywhere you go, this includes your own home. I wish I had my own theme music that plays based on changes in my mood and whenever I pass through a door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Granted, but it is all the same song, just with different beats/melodies. I wish all politicians were executed when leaving office. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 granted but none of it makes any head lines. I wish to see the world for what it truly is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seshi Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 8 hours ago, ArchieKun said: granted but you now must replace him for all time, or space time forever. I wish earth was flat to shut up the flat earthers once and for all. Granted, but every time there was an earthquake the world would break off into space a bit. I wish I could sail on a pirate ship with Luffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 granted but you are only allowed to talk with him for less then 2 minutes per day, and the ship must never stop sailing. I wish that MMOs did not have micro transactions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 It looks like Archie’s first wish was ignored, so I will cover both. Both wishes are granted, but the sight of the true state of the world disgusts you even more than it does now and the monthly subscription to MMOs goes up so high that they are priced out of the market. I wish I were the main creditor of the US government, so I could impose steep penalties for them not paying me the second their debt was due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineTear Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Granted, but you get carpet bombed for it. I wish my car was a transformer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seshi Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 3 hours ago, SanguineTear said: Granted, but you get carpet bombed for it. I wish my car was a transformer. Granted, your car is now a transformer. I wish I could speak every language. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Granted, but your speech is jumbled up because you keep using the wrong words and the world decides to burn you as a witch. I wish I use the falcon punch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 granted but it destroys your favorite shelf of manga I wish to know everything in the universe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seshi Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, ArchieKun said: granted but it destroys your favorite shelf of manga I wish to know everything in the universe. Granted, but now you are no longer living in it. I wish the US were a matriarchy and I was the princess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 granted but you are not ever allowed to leave the castle I wish life was not so damn expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Granted, everything now costs .01% less. You're welcome. I wish full meals could be in pill form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Granted, but the pill will never go down your throat, no matter what you do. I wish the police were forced to deal with a scenario like Murder on the Orient Express, where there are 12 people directly responsible for committing murder, not just guilty of conspiracy, so that the prosecutor must convince people that a dozen people attacked one person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineTear Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 Granted, but the police deal with it by shooting the suspects in the back while yelling "stop resisting!", except for the one who is a rich politician. He is let off the hook for being an upstanding citizen who donates generously to law enforcement. I wish every time I go to the doctor or hospital they give me a big smiley face sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Granted, but you must go back every day and have your blood tested every visit. I wish I could find out what is in the center of galaxies that do not have black holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 granted but your ship brakes down on the way back from the center. I wish to see the center of a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Granted, but because you end up going past the event horizon and you are torn asunder before you could describe the singularity at the center to anybody. I wish I had infinite lives, so I can see if humanity would truly overcome its flaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 granted but overcoming flaws cannot be done as once current problems are solved new ones spear in their place. I wish customer service was better at every company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Granted, but they still lie to your face. I wish I could see Einstein and Stephen Hawking have debate amongst themselves about the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineTear Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 Granted, but you must die and join them in the afterlife to do so. I wish I liked the taste of mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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