Wish granted, but...

[brycec]

Granted, but you never have the cash to afford them.

I wish there was not so much garbage on television.

[Geano]

Granted, but your tv just had its backlight due.

I wish it wasn't raining tomorrow.

[Myouya]

Granted, but then it will rain for three weeks consecutively.

I wish I could stop time.

[Geano]

Granted, but you can never walk until you start time once again.

I wish I had more anime figures.

[brycec]

Granted, but they come to life and you get to experience the horrors Chucky’s victims go through in the Child’s Play series.

I wish houses/apartments could clean themselves.

[Geano]

Granted but ever unit in every building with this feature has been rented in your city.

I wish animals could talk.

 

[AniMeFReaK]

Granted, but every single animal insults you so badly you run away crying.

I wish I were Draco Malfoy's girlfriend.

I know I'm weird, no need to point it out.

[brycec]

Granted, but he is an abusive boyfriend, who eats Mr. Cake right in front of you.

I wish I could go Super Saiyan.

[XII360]

wish has been granted, the only problem is, i hope you have high tolerance of getting beaten up, couse your gonna need your own "owned counter" (krilling counter/yamcha owned/pwnd counter to be exact) [if you dont get it look it up on youtube o.o)

 

i wish i could be with my waifu's (specifically, kyutihime)

[Myouya]

Wish denied.

 

 

 

Fine!
Granted, but you are not allowed to touch them, if you do, you get electrocuted badly.

I wish I could teleport from home to school and vice-versa.

[brycec]

Granted, but you do not control when the teleporting happens, which results in some very embarrassing events.

I wish I had SSCG(3) dollars.

[Geano]

granted but they are all torn up.

I wish for a full D&D set.

[brycec]

Granted, but the materials are so cheap that you cannot play the game anyway.

I wish Einstein would rise from grave, so he could tell us about the afterlife.

[Myouya]

Granted, but he only repeats the sentence "Everything is relative", and won't say anything else.

I wish I could summon Pokémon into the real world.

[brycec]

Granted, but they are all evil and hell bent on world destruction, making you fear them.

I wish I had Erdrick’s sword from Dragon Quest.

[leinwandname]

Granted, but it's so heavy, that it is impossible to carry.

I wish I knew all languages, with all dialects and accents.

[brycec]

Granted, but with so much understanding of the accents and dialects, you cannot be understood by anyone because your accent is too thick and your dialect is hard to understand.

I wish life were like South Park.

[XII360]

20 hours ago, Roxeg said:

Granted, but you are not allowed to touch them, if you do, you get electrocuted badly.

its a good thing im used to pain

 

south park huh...granted, but i hope you wont mind being Mr slaves...slave >.>

 

I wish that...i could void my electricity bill

[Geano]

granted, but then a tree falls on the lines giving power to your house. Even though your paid up power is estimated to be about for 3 weeks.

I wish I had $10.

[brycec]

Granted, but that ten dollars is in unrolled pennies.

I wish I could see how the universe began.

[Geano]

Granted, but then you remember the multiverse theory.

I wish I had the a arcade in my apartment.

[AniMeFReaK]

Wish granted, but everyone but you is allowed to play any of the games there.

I wish I was in the HP universe.

[Geano]

granted but you are stock there now.

I wish to see the edge of space.

[Beocat]

27 minutes ago, ArchieKun said:

granted but you are stock there now.

I wish to see the edge of space.

Granted, but since that occurs inside black holes, you die.

 

I wish all ice were the nugget ice kind.

[Geano]

granted but it is in shards.

I wish I understood everything about everything.