brycec Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted, but you can only read languages that are considered dead languages. I wish life were like an RPG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 granted but you only have 5 hp. I wish I could run 60 miles per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted, but it takes you 18 hours to reach top speed, thereby making it useless anyway. I wish we could all really have our choice of ISPs, instead of being limited to only 2 to 3 per area at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 granted but they are all dsl only I wish I had some dark chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted, but the packaging only claims that it is dark chocolate, so you do not know it really is. I wish there were more SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, so I could see more ridiculous responses from the contestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Granted, but you will lose your sense of humor, so nothing will be funny to you. I wish to always have exact change in my pocket whether I'm buying a pack of gum or a new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Granted, but that exact change is all in unrolled pennies. I wish that sporting events would descend into utter chaos of nationwide brawls that escalate from small brawls on the field, so that there would be something interesting to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leinwandname Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Granted, but everytime you see or hear about one of these brawls when they happen, you'll be teleported to the field and thrown right into the fight. I wish I had a reading speed of 10 000 word per minute with a comprehension of 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myouya Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Granted, but (this is just logical) you read so fast no one understands you, if you read out loud. I wish I had infininte black tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Granted, but you'll be allergic to it. I wish I could freeze time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myouya Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Granted, but while time is frozen, you age four times as fast. I wish I could read minds at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 granted but you can only read them when your in pain. I wish to find 65 pounds of gold dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myouya Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Granted, but the dust is so light that every time you breath it's blown away, and you never saw it again. I wish for a debug mode in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 granted, but you can only use this in your house not outside. I wish life had a reset button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Granted, but because your memories are as volatile as RAM, you continue to make the same choices and have the same problems. I wish I could fire through a telephone line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 granted but the pole strikes your houses roof. I wish we could teleport without dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, but you always arrive at the place you hate the most, rather than the one you intended. I wish Kratos and Jesus would engage in a battle so epic that it makes all of Kratos’s other fights look like a schoolyard fight found in elementary school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 granted but you are not authorized to view it. I wish hard drives lasted forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, but the data on it still suffers from bit rot. i wish all the continents on the planet merged back together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 granted but a new form of giant mammal evolved and humans are no longer top of the food chain. I wish to explore this new continent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) Granted, but the large mammals stamp you to death as soon as you set foot. I wish I had the power to become invisible whenever I wanted. Edited October 8, 2018 by AniMeFReaK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 granted but you can only use this three times a week. I wish I could go inside my minecraft world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, but like .Hack//Sign and many other series, you will die for real if you die in the game. I wish I had 2500 yottameter squared plot of land, where I can build a massive house that ends up looking like its own city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, but it's hit by a giant meteor the second you're done building it. Too bad. I wish I had the power to have an infinite number of wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Blanketfort Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Granted, but now every person in the world constantly begs, pleads, emails, calls you for a wish to make for them. You are now saddled with that responsibility. I wish that I had a large pizza right now. (simple, I know but I'm hungry.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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