Geano Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 granted but you can only eat one slice per day for the life of the pizza. I wish for the warm weather to return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Granted, but you are hit by a blizzard after 5 nice minutes of warm weather. I wish I could sleep for as long as I wanted. (I know it's lame, but can you blame me? I'm really sleepy right now and I have a lecture at 7.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 granted but you can only sleep twice a week. I wish we could fly to the sun and survive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Granted, but your rocket malfunctions just as soon as it takes off. I wish I had an unlimited supply of food that I could eat all the time and never get fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Granted, but you get nothing but bread and marmite and both of them are long past the used by date I wish I never had to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myouya Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Granted, but every day that passes without sleep you age one year older. I wish I was an subject for some superhuman experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 granted but you are then on owned by the company sponcering those experiments. I wish VR would be safer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) Granted, but VR loses its appeal and sales and the price for VR goes up I wish that I could run for long distances without getting tired. Edited October 14, 2018 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 granted but you must run 300 miles a day. I wish lava in minecraft was not dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Granted, but you will never find diamonds again. I wish I never had to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beocat Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Granted, but now you may only live in The Big Rock Candy Mountains....hmmm...that might not be bad actually depending on your optimal lifestyle! I wish Hubble was still working at 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 granted but then you lose your internet connection for 200 years. I wish we could explore Saturn more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Granted, but your rocket malfunctions and you are now stuck on Saturn with only two oxygen cylinders, ten people, and no food. I wish I was the only one on this entire planet. (IDFC if I get lonely.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 granted but most humans have traveled to the next star system already. I wish space travel was easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Granted, but it still costs a lot of cha-ching. I wish I were a vampire. *smiles seductively* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyePotatoes Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Wish granted but you won't have any fangs and you only sleep during night time I wish I have a Nutella-Pudding Fort 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, RyePotatoes said: I wish I have a Nutella-Pudding Fort Wish granted, but it stays for about 1 whole minute until the ants and cockroaches and all the other annoying pests start to attack it. I wish all potatoes were under my command. Oh, wait, I first have to become a potato. I wish I were a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 granted but you are now forever stock to the ground. I wish Space had a end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniMeFReaK Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 8:15 AM, ArchieKun said: granted but you are now forever stock to the ground. I wish Space had a end. Granted, but nobody believes you that space does, indeed, have an end. I wish for all my wishes to come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Granted, but you end up regretting it, because you did not take into account the consequences of seeing those wishes come true. I wish elections were decided by a battle royale to the death, rather than by vote. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/25/2018 at 8:05 PM, brycec said: Granted, but you end up regretting it, because you did not take into account the consequences of seeing those wishes come true. I wish elections were decided by a battle royale to the death, rather than by vote. No kidding Granted, but you may not view the battle until 2 days after the election. I wish VR was like Ready Player One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seshi Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 10/26/2018 at 9:37 PM, ArchieKun said: No kidding Granted, but you may not view the battle until 2 days after the election. I wish VR was like Ready Player One. Granted, but it was also like Sword Art Online. I wish I had the super power of flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Granted but you may only use it once a year I wish for time to never truly end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brycec Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Granted, but it is because only because time is a human concept and you realize that your suffering is endless. I wish I could kill the grim reaper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geano Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 granted but you now must replace him for all time, or space time forever. I wish earth was flat to shut up the flat earthers once and for all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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