Weird Thoughts by CaptainKlingon.

This is a series of "weird" thoughts by yours truly, CaptainKlingon. This is only a series.

Having gotten that out of the way, I once had a thought in which I had seen this girl, who probably doesn't know I exist, and fell for her. Then I thought better of it.

If I really did die, then how come I'm still here? And what's up with the sky? "Oh, I'm all blue! Look at me!" I love the color blue, but don't be a narcissist, sky.

Is it just me or does life seem to go by much faster than it should sometimes? If only we can make time stand still so I can punch it in the mouth.

Because of certain things, I've tried to make myself dumber, but I outsmarted myself.

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're actually leaving a dump? It's not like you're taking it anywhere. I'm Andy Rooney. (Not really, but I don't care.)

Thanks for reading this edition of Weird Thoughts by CaptainKlingon. Don't forget to tip your invisible waitress. Try the invisible veal! (I mean it. Those invisible baby cows didn't die in vain so you could not eat it.)