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  1. There's only one appropriate response to the presence of a taco truck.  If you do not know what that response is, you should be banished to Antarctica for your insolence.

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    2. Vitis


      They're called the throne room because wives stopped letting their husbands refer to their home as a castle where they're the king because they're not really the ones in charge and well what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom so it escaped the metaphor's destruction for that reason.

    3. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      ...sigh.  Got it, here sir - this is for you.


    4. Seshi


      Anyway... Nice new Waifu HK


  2. Willing to trade: can of tomato basil for absolutely nothing.  Just get this crap out of my house...

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    2. RuthisianCodex


      @The History Kid hmm...well, in that case I can trade you some spicy mojito lime chicken fajitas. Of course, they won't be ready until tomorrow because they're soaking in a delicious marinade until then. If you want beef though you're SOL because all the grocery stores around me are out at the moment. 

    3. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      @RuthisianCodex you had my heart at chicken. 💖

    4. RuthisianCodex


      @The History Kid well then, consider it a trade! BTW, these fajitas are one of my signature dishes. I also make crispy chicken strips that I soak for a week in a spicy blend of tomatoes, chilis, & spices & then coat them in a Cajun batter & fry them to a beautiful golden brown. Needless to say, I don't make them often but the next time I do, I will surely let you know. 

  3. Michael's imparting wisdom: Remember, if you know you're going to be someplace where there are a lot of Marines, make sure to bring plenty of crayons with you.

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    2. Illusion of Terra

      Illusion of Terra

      and a Crayola salad is a salad with many colors or do people actually eat crayons (I have seen weirder stuff)? This question sounds so dumb 😂

    3. The History Kid
    4. Illusion of Terra

      Illusion of Terra

      oh, now I see. there are similar things about police officers in some countries of Europe, now I get it!

  4. I keep thinking that the dude in your avatar is wearing a Tennessee Vol's hat, and that you require trash talking...acknowledge my concern plz.

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    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Very much.  I relate to Hawaiian-ish looking shirt-guy. <3

    3. Ohiotaku


      For what it’s worth I doubt Daru’s into athletics. Always wondered if he wore a ball cap for the same reason I do.

    4. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      My hair is a bit too long for most hats, I end up looking stupid.

  5. Looks like I need to post more stuff in the History Club...since I am the only active member?  Well, if someone must carry that weight... may as well be me, right...?


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    2. Seshi


      I can come join to ask you questions 🤣🤣

    3. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      @Seshi of course.

      @Kazuto Kirigaya does this mean you're not helping then? :( 

    4. Zen Wistaria

      Zen Wistaria

      @The History Kid I'm no good with history stuff, sorry. :(

  6. CMP has approved my app for purchasing an M1 Garand.  I might die of happiness...

    1. Seshi


      Very nice. Where will you get it to be sure its authentic?

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      ...from CMP.

    3. Seshi



  7. I have a fish cannon, and I am not afraid to use it.

    1. Vitis


      You should be afraid to use it, the second you launch your first fish PETA will be all over that and PETA be cray cray.

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Bring it on. I ain't afraid of their carrots.

  8. This is your daily reminder to protecc dat smile.


    1. Musuko


      Have you ever seen a head so pattable before? I haven't.

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Indeed I have not.  Protecc the protecker.

  9. The taco truck came back today...…...I have emotions!

  10. Just waiting till the stores run out of Mountain Dew and Doritos to see how filthy ya heathens can be...

    1. RuthisianCodex


      The true test of just what level of heck will break loose depends on the flavor of Mountain Dew & Doritos that are pillaged. For example, White Out Mountain Dew & Cool Ranch Doritos would be more 2nd or even possibly 3rd layer of heck, whereas Code Red Mountain Dew and Flamin' Hot Doritos would be more 7th layer of heck. 

    2. The History Kid

      The History Kid

      Your point is valid, and a consideration that I had not made.  I will need to revisit the drawing board to see what the best method of execution is to accelerate the pillaging. 

  11. Everyone's posting status updates suddenly...PEER PRESSURE!  Um...status is...John still has a long moustache.  HAMSTER WHEELS!

    1. LonelyPoet


      Hamster wheels are the best kind of wheels. 

  12. Making a public disclaimer:  If you @ me, I will appear.  Use this power wisely, mortals.

    1. Nova


      Though im no mortal😂👻

  13. This is your reminder that this exists:


  14. I'm burnt out...

    1. IIVIsouljam


      Get some rest when you can! Sometimes I unplug from everything that's not actually too essential to the more important things. It's the main reason why I left a few social media platforms or took an extensive break from others. Keep healthy my friend! 

  15. What-I say-WHAT in tarnation?! 


  16. I swear, if this virus delays the reopening of the taco truck on post - HEADS. WILL. ROLL. 😡

  17. Day 4 of...whatever this is.  I am beginning to suspect that this thing called "the yard" may need mowing.  Keeping sanitation in mind, a flamethrower seems most practical and prudent...

  18. My inability to write "profiles about yourself" and "about me" continues, I see...

  19. Really badly drawn World War I and II cartoons have been my bread and butter during this quarantine.

  20. I'm ready to taste salt again, please...

  21. When it's time to go back to my office, it better be around Halloween - I definitely have a Cousin It thing going on...

  22. Neighbors have a new garden gnome.  War is declared...

  23. Day 43.  Really?

  24. It's weeks/days like this that make me wish I had a book scanner...

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