RPG Humor

[Clayton]

What are some of your favorite Roleplaying game jokes?

For example: "We went in to help slay the dragon, but what we didn't know was that the locals had a rare genetic red-green color deficiency in their eyesight. So to answer your question no, an orb of red dragon control cannot make a green dragon pick chocolate over vanilla, let alone stop it from trying to kill you..."
http://eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

http://www.dragoneers.com/dragoneers...pprentices.pdf

https://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/flw0250.html

http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2001-01-01

 

http://www.hahnlibrary.net/rpgs/101spells.html

https://www.lfg.co/page/1498/

 

The brought back 8-bit theater!

https://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/03...e-going-where/

Elf Only Inn was fun too... http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20020523.html

Nodwick is always fun https://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2013-04-03 I liked the one where they gave a lecture on fighting dragons and explained that the locals on their last adventure had a red-green colorblindness in their genetic makeup so to answer the question, no an orb of red dragon control can't make a green dragon pick chocolate over vanilla let alone stop it from trying to kill you.
 

 

https://youtu.be/J_xZuIkj-NM

http://comic.nodwick.com/nodwickstrips/2001-01-02.png

https://youtu.be/wWcCskvU3vE