RPG Humor

[Clayton]

Got any good RPG humor?

 

What are some of your favorite Roleplaying game jokes?

For example: "We went in to help slay the dragon, but what we didn't know was that the locals had a rare genetic red-green color deficiency in their eyesight. So to answer your question no, an orb of red dragon control cannot make a green dragon pick chocolate over vanilla, let alone stop it from trying to kill you..." 
http://eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

http://www.dragoneers.com/dragoneers/laughter/101apprentices.pdf

https://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/flw0250.html

http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2001-01-01

http://www.hahnlibrary.net/rpgs/101spells.html

https://www.lfg.co/page/1498/

 

https://www.lfg.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2006-11-12-1.gif

 

 

https://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/03/02/episode-001-were-going-where/

 

 

 

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Personally I came up with a red-dragon/drow halfbreed who is an explosives expert (likes getting blown up). generally when he finds a castle or dungeon he blows it up and sifts through the rubble. 

Alternatively I also had a regular guy with a 30 FT iron golem at his command left to him by his wizard father.

Edited February 24 by Clayton