Lol I know this all too well
At least you don't regularly experience 'The Confused Cockerel' xD
It's exactly what it sounds like and it [i]sucks[/i] :?
I don't have a confused cockerel. However, I do get to experience the lovely sounds of a metalpecker. That would be a woodpecker that likes to peck on nearby metal chimney caps as loud as possible.