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Clayton

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  1. I've noticed something. True evil is bad for the universe in general, even if it's needed for good to exist. But what I've noticed is that in anime it's good for your body! Honestly, people who turn evil in anime and cartoons always get hotter. Bigger muscles, more power, and HUGE breasts. Even if it's only temporary. Evil does a body good! http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Clayton_n/chib.jpg http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Clayton_n/Evil.jpg http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Clayton_n/blacklady10.jpg http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k138/Clayton_n/evilan.jpg
  2. To own or be? I mean would you be full cyber or own her?
  3. As old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
  4. It should be voluntary for the children.
  5. So who is your favorite Christmas holiday character? Which one is coming for you this year? Santa? Krampus? Perchta? The Yule Cat? Another? https://www.optipess.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-12-09-503_iBBFs_SQ_Final.png https://www.optipess.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/1224_Silent-Night_4x5_960.png
  6. Why didn't anyone tell me W. Morgan Shepperd died!?
  7. So if you had a robot from anime that would do anything you want, but you can only pick one, which one would you pick? Giant robot? Robot body? Sex slave?
  8. No, no, no, Not Faye and spike Faye and Ed!
  9. What anime and cartoon crossovers do you enjoy? Where one character from another show or even another production studio shows up in another series. Either as themselves or as a parody.
  10. I went to see Sonic 2 in theaters and was the only one to get the video gam references since nobody else there has seen a Sega Genesis. Here's the math. In 1990 the Oldies Station played songs from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. That means today N'Sync, Britney Spears, and the Backstreet Boys should be on the Oldies Station.
  11. Two words: Kindgom Hearts
  12. What anime characters do you know that look like other anime characters or real people? Like Grandpa from Moonphase and Bang from One Punch Man https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/One+piece+celebrity+lookalikes_8db4d7_6232505.jpg http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2672000/2672763_1336168995481.29res_500_233.jpg http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/2965000/2965128_1345615165188.27res_401_271.jpg http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/320000/320148_1321709044585_500_231.jpg http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3251000/3251736_1370206971927.94res_500_247.jpg http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k357/petlover91/Screenshoots 4 Chat/SakuraHaruno.jpg http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/030/7/b/FLCL___Haruko_by_annaesthetic.jpg
  13. So how do you tell "anime" from any other cartoon? Heck, Gargoyles was made in Japan and the main girl has blue hair. Stitch has his own anime series. Americans make versions of anime shows (did you see the Alita movie?) .
  14. They said "rewatchable" not "unwatcable". Ye gods that was a terrible show. "Okay guys remember, we're looking for a witch with one eye who may be hiding in this subway. You know what, let's ask that guy with the one eye if he's seen anything weird." Could they be worse at their job?
  15. I've published a few books you may enjoy. How about you? https://www.amazon.com/Books-Clayton-Overstreet/s?rh=n%3A283155%2Cp_27%3AClayton+Overstreet https://www.amazon.com/s?k=c.d.+overstreet&i=stripbooks&crid=1MUOJFV86GS78&sprefix=c.d.+overstreet%2Cstripbooks%2C102&ref=nb_sb_noss
  16. They're closing down the last video rental store in town... but here's an example of the near future
  17. Do you feel any guilt for turning your friend?
  18. Details! Not just one sentence. How did you do it? Why? How did it feel when you succeeded or failed? Which anime did you use?
  19. So who knows the origins of certain holidays? Like the sacrifices to Eostre on Easter. Krampus on X-mas and the fact that the balls on the trees are meant to catch witches and evil spirits. That a lot of the traditions are meant to protect from evil spirits and fairies. Like leaving cookies and milk out for Santa and his elves.
  20. http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/ynylttmw/otaku.html Check the list if yes then read this Twelve-step program: How to De-Otakunize Yourself 1.) Admit that you have a problem. The best way to do this is to compare your storage space (dwindling due to acquisition of anime-related merchandise) and your account balance (dwindling due to acquisition of anime-related merchandise). 2.) Confront your problem in the most horrible way possible. In this case, have a soon-to-be-ex-friend strap you into a chair, and put the little eyelid thingies (from _A Clockwork Orange_) on you so you can't escape, then start the 72-hour Streamline dub marathon and leave. 3.) Remove the offending material--out of sight, out of mind. Tear down all lifesize Belldandy posters. Melt your prized Kiki cels into new and interesting sculpture. Record over your pristine collection of S-VHS 1950s giant robot shows, preferably with something like "Family Matters". Use your laserdisc collection to play Frisbee Catch with the Great Dane in your backyard. 4.) Shun (isn't that Mitaka-coach's name?) all those who would lead you into temptation. If you catch a glimpse of anything animated, do penance by watching old episodes of "Saved By The Bell". 5.) Denounce the culture and nation which brought you anime. Watch Saban's "VR Troopers" or "Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad" to remind yourself how evil Japan is. 6.) Burn that used sailor fuku you acquired a while back, you ecchi. 7.) Learn Sanskrit to drive all acquired syllables of Japanese from your brain. 8.) Renounce Inoue Kikuko, and turn in your honorary Hitoshi Doi badge. 9.) When someone says "convention", force yourself to think of large gatherings of boring people in suits selling kitchen appliances. 10.) Rename all of your pets. We KNOW they're named after anime characters. For the truly far gone, rename all of your children as well. 11.) Move. Do not give forwarding addresses to friends, associates, or AnimEigo. 12.) Drop off the Internet. It will only lead you to such catastrophes as IRC or AnimeMUCK! Become a hermit. Grow old in solitude. Die. Of course, there is no guarantee that all of this will work for you.
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