Sakura Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Give them a batch of freshly made cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Offer her a donut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forlorn Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Give a Jack in the Box to him to help wake him up when he's tired. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Put a rabbit on his head with no explanation. Congrats now you own a rabbit. He is also rabid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forlorn Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Show her how to levitate like magicians do. ^^ ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Give them a cure for the rabies they received from the rabid rabbit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Pick him up and spin him around really fasttttttt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forlorn Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Sneak up behind her and make a loud noise to make her jump. XD Omg you'd be so mad if I really did that. o.o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Throw 55 stuffed animals at their head for doing that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forlorn Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 While on my knees I apologize to her and give her some of the Jalapeno cheese bread mom sometimes finds at the store. ;.; 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Give him some stuffed animals to throw back at her. She thinks she is a God but she can be destroyed, stand up and fight back with me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 2 hours ago, Zeref said: Give him some stuffed animals to throw back at her. She thinks she is a God but she can be destroyed, stand up and fight back with me I will summon my minions to take you both out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Give her a hug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Take him to a concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Get his nails done lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Get her hair done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 Grab him. Lead him out of the house. Walk him down the sidewalk by the mailbox. Tell him to wait there I have an amazing surprise for him. Leave. Steal a truck. Drive to a fish market. Steal a large tuna fish, the largest tuna fish I can find, the largest tuna fish that ever tuna'ed. Drive stolen truck around town until I find someone willing to drive truck for me for $5. They also want the tuna fish when I'm done with it, no questions asked, so I agree. Drive back to where he is standing. I'm now in the passenger side. Tuna fish hanging out the side of the truck. We go full speed towards him . I wallop him with the tuna fish as we drive by. Completely unconscious him. Give the man in the truck the tuna fish and the truck, no questions asked. Stop at the Subway shop on the way home by the corner, buy a tuna fish sammich. Come back to where he is out cold and throw the subway tuna fish sammich on the ground next to him. Casually wake him up by shaking him relentlessly. Ask him what in the world happened. Gaslight him into thinking he ordered a tuna fish sammich from Doordash and the Doordasher threw it so hard at him out the car door he lost consciousness Ask him if he still wanna eat that tuna fish sammich. He obviously doesn't. Take it inside and eat it and leave him on the sidewalk questioning reality. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 Send her to jail for attacking me with a tuna fish lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Slap him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Slap him also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted October 28 Share Posted October 28 Slap both of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted October 28 Share Posted October 28 Hold her back and give her a hug. Girl, it's not worth it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted November 2 Share Posted November 2 Give them my chore list to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted November 2 Share Posted November 2 Give him a longer chore list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Sacrifice a box of chocolate chip cookies and run away screaming... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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