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brycec

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  1. That’ll work, as long as it does not get as loud as a nuclear blast.
  2. You sure you can sleep through a mob screaming for joy at the top of their lungs?
  3. Hello, my day is good. What about yours?
  4. I would hug them, for making it possible to make this thread at least ten pages long.
  5. Hug them, upon finding out that a demon lord that makes the enormous pikachu look like a toddler appears, with the goal of destroying all existence.
  6. Test them on their new knowledge by having them crack in the CIA, using MI5 and FSB computers as stepping stones.
  7. Yes, ear is better. Good enough that it is time to create chaos in the streets in celebration. As for the person directly above me, hello.
  8. Wait outside the school gates for them every day, with a sack containing an orb of light that can grant any wish.
  9. Teach them everything I know, so they can help locate my successor, when the time comes.
  10. That’s good. I am happy we do not need to riot in the streets.
  11. Let them join on making the world’s most advanced super computer, so we can be on equal footing.
  12. Hug them, letting them know all 1.8 billion pikachus evolved into raichus.
  13. Hug them, leaving them oblivious to an even greater threat than the enormous pikachu posed.
  14. Chase them around the whole town all day, after our failed attempted to get somebody to strip because of their fear of spiders.
  15. I am, though I wish my ear was not bothering me. I hope you are too.
  16. What would you do if a black hole appeared near you? Would you be scared, since light cannot escape a black hole, at least easily?
  17. Are there potatoes as brilliant as Einstein and Stephen Hawking?
  18. Can potatoes fuse together and make an even bigger potato?
  19. Are they in a looney bin for potatoes?
  20. Give them a mainframe to tinker with, and challenge them to make its computing power even greater than today’s computers, so that they would be too busy to think of anything else.
  21. No problem, Archie. We can organize my troops if anything comes up.
  22. Yeah, they do. Of course, some are caused by idiotic governments.
  23. Is there a potato equivalent to Hannibal Lecter?
  24. Hug, shielding them from the fact that we are now surrounded by 1.8 billion pikachu corpses.
  25. I would reply, "You call this a trial? This is nothing!", tempting the fates.
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