Animedragon Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Prosecute them for committing several offences. Let's add up the crimes committed by them: Taking a spaceship without the owners consent. Piloting a spaceship without a pilots licence. Piloting a spaceship without insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Help him prosecute so that I can in secret accept bribes from the defendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Report him for accepting bribes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 teleport him to a haunted house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Make him bring Animedragon back from the haunted house by threatening to burn another non-lethal hole in his head with my heat vision. lol (I'll do it, too! Don't try me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 A large slice of Christmas cake and Christmas pudding as thanks for being rescued from the haunted house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 A hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Give her a nicely wrapped Christmas present ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Give her a nicely wrapped Christmas present as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 Deliver a sleigh of presents to their house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 do a weird dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Hand them a stick of butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Throw salt on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Throw plushies at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Rain down confetti on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Send a bunch of cows to attack him ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Milk the cows she sent to attack her FUTURE HUSBAND! (*superhero noise*) and give all the milk to my friends, provided they boil it before drinking it. (You know, for safety reasons.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted December 30, 2024 Share Posted December 30, 2024 Give her a bucket of strange liquid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 Give the bucket filled with strange liquid back. Thanks, but no thanks. (Also, I'm not a farm girl. What am I doing, thinking that I can milk a cow? lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 I think you just grab the cow uh.. the cow.. boobs and.. you know what never mind~! Let's just get rid of all the cows I give her a cow plushie instead ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 Give her a big hug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornedBeef Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 do funny faces at her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeref Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 Egg their house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverletmego Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Give them a long-handled mop and a bucket filled with soapy water so he can clean CornedBeef's house. Really, that was mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarada Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Egg her house ;-; I don't know.. the devil made me do it, why am I like this, I blame Zeref he's a bad influence I am an innocent child who is easily influenced by him because he's an adult 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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