After something that happened to me yesterday, I wondered if you've ever done anything that made you feel like an idiot. I mean, somethimes, it's pretty obvious that a situation is going the wrong way and yet, you don't realise until it's too late.... Or you're simply too curious for your own good and you end up getting hurt. I, myself, am the curious type. I can't help it, I just have to stick my nose (or hands, to be more precise) where it desn't belong.
Yesterday was one of those days as well. Although it started as a usual Saturday morning, with me getting up early to get ready for class, it soon took a different turn when I came across something new (and I just HAD to mess with it).
I was in the bathroom, washing my face and blah blah blah (whatever everyone does in the bathroom at mornings) when, for some idiotic reason, I though it would be fun to mess with the razor.
MESS.
WITH.
A.
RAZOR.
See, my father owns one of those old-fashioned razors (like the one Makishima has in psycho-pass) even though he never uses it. To be honest with you, I have a thing for blades and other sharp stuff. I love anything that can cut (I swear I'm not a potential serial killer ._.). So, I got the razor out of its bag and decided to try and stick a blade in (this one comes with disposable blades, so you need to put one in yourself and then throw it away when it gets blunt). What a great idea!!!
Everything was going fine at first and I managed to carefully get a blade in without much trouble. Unfortunatelly, it was sticking out more than it should (or at least I thought so). Guess what my brilliant mind thought next. Yeah, I decided to try and push the blade in.
PUSH.
A.
FREAKING.
BLADE.
What kind of idiot decides to do something so obviously stupid that will get you hurt????
ME!!!!
But at that moment I felt so smart....because I wasn't just gonna push the blade bare-handed. I figured that, if I used the fabric of my pyjamas as protection by wrapping it around my fingers, I wouldn't hurt myself. But of course I wasn't that lucky. When I tried to push the blade, the preassure caused it to cut through the fabric and eventually my skin (it went pretty deep as well). Ouch.
It hurt a lot at first, but as blood started gushing out of the cut, I started laughing hysterically like some sort of psychotic maniac (seriously, it's a bad habit of mine to laugh at blood). However, the fun wasn't meant to last because I had to clean up the blood I spilled everywhere Plus my thumb was hurting like hell. Plus I was running late for class. So I just put a bandage on the cut and ran off... I even forgot to wash it with some alcohol so it wouldn't get infected.
And then I got to class. Where I had to draw. But being the unlucky idiot I am, I just had to hurt my right thumb. I need my right thumb! And not only that, but on my way home, the bastard started bleeding again and I had thrown away my bandage cause it was annoying me. It was a not-so-great day... And now my fingerprint is ruined forever
(I have a feeling I'll have a lot more stories to post as time goes by)
I'd appreciate it if you had some stories to share as well so I won't feel alone ._.