Gift The User Above You

[Zeref]

A cookie she thinks is chocolate chip but turns out to be raisin. 

[Sakura]

That's like, the most evil thing someone can do 
 

I will gift you some dirt, a jar of dirt. 

[Zeref]

Me reading this 

I will gift you whatever is inside the jar of dirt. It may be dirt or maybe you will be lucky and find it had a hidden treasure. 

[Sakura]

LMAOOO I LOVE THAT SCENE

okay okay  I will be nice today and gift you some cake. 

[Zeref]

I will gift to you some cheetos.

[Sakura]

A basket of crab rangoons lol 

[Zeref]

12 hours ago, Sakura said:

A basket of crab rangoons lol 

This is a dream come true  
I will give you all the pets on RS. 

[Sakura]

A bucket of live scorpions.

[Zeref]

That was mean so I will give you spiders in your bed. 

[Sakura]

R U D E

I'll give you some half-eaten donuts. 

[Forlorn]

I gift you a defibrillator in case I die from laughing. lol

[Zeref]

I will give you the power to laugh without dying but every time you laugh @Sakura gets a new spider in her hair. 

[Sakura]

What? WHAT?!?! WHAT KIND OF GIFT IS THAT?!?! I'm going to gift you a newspaper whack on your head 

[Zeref]

I will give you some burnt toast.

 

Spoiler

I accidentally burnt my toast in the toaster this morning I left it on the counter for you, please clean it up when you get home. 

 

[Sakura]

I will gift him back his crushed up toast in his shoes 

[Zeref]

The crushed up burned toast from my shoes that originated on the counter you will now find in your pockets.

[Sakura]

5 hours ago, Zeref said:

The crushed up burned toast from my shoes that originated on the counter you will now find in your pockets.

There should be an angry face reaction to posts lmao ~
YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR.. COUNTER... SHOE.. POCKET TOAST IN YOUR PILLOW SIR 

[Zeref]

A new day so fresh new burnt toast on the counter for you. 

[Animedragon]

Another day, another episode of the saga of the toast. The @Sakura and @Zeref show is the most amusing thing on AF at the moment.

Have either of you done the anime thing of running along the road with a slice of toast in your mouth?

Anyway, I'm sure you'd appreciate a new toaster.

[Sakura]

4 hours ago, Animedragon said:

Another day, another episode of the saga of the toast. The @Sakura and @Zeref show is the most amusing thing on AF at the moment.

Have either of you done the anime thing of running along the road with a slice of toast in your mouth?

Anyway, I'm sure you'd appreciate a new toaster.

For as weird as it is here, it's 10x weirder in this house with us lolll 

I should do that! Or he should.. I'm trying to get rid of toast and he keeps leaving toast everywhere.. x.x We did Naruto run in the park when the electricity was out a few months back in the snow storm though.. lol 

I'll gift you a magical bookshelf that automatically makes any anime DVD or manga book appear that you want to watch or read. 

[Zeref]

Today instead of toast I will give you a bouquet of snapping turtles. 

[Sakura]

WHAT?! WHAT EVEN IS THAT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!  ~whacks you over the head with the snapping turtles~

I will gift you a bouquet of angry hornets and see how you like it ~

Edited June 8, 2024 by Sakura

[Animedragon]

I gift you the services of a good lawyer, you're going to need them when the animal protection people prosecute you for abuse of snapping turtles.

[Zeref]

12 hours ago, Animedragon said:

I gift you the services of a good lawyer, you're going to need them when the animal protection people prosecute you for abuse of snapping turtles.

Yes I gave her a nice gift of turtle and she abused them someone should prosecute her for this. 

I will give them an all expense paid trip to anywhere in the world they wish to travel to. 

[Forlorn]

I gift you an entire theater just for you. I've got some good memories of them. ^^