Zen Wistaria Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) Make lunch and invite them for a picnic to watch the cherry blossom fall Edited July 20, 2019 by Banri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Change my identity and go into witness protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I'd be very concerned and decline them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Move right into a trailer park with them after a shotgun wedding and start wrestling alligators and join a traveling freak show where I can show off my beard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 How do I even follow this ... Okay, so after the shotgun wedding with them, moving into the trailer that travels with the show, love them no matter how long their beard is, I'd jump into the ocean and wrestle a shark, tame the thing into thinking it's a dolphin, and gift it to my wife as a present, because ya know "why not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Tell his bearded wife and watch the fun unfold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Question their motives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Sasuke said: Tell his bearded wife and watch the fun unfold. Lmfaoooo @ above - drag them into a dark alley.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Question what they'd want to do in a dark alley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Inform them they don't want to know and give them a box cutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I don't know probably wonder what drugs they or I took. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I'd have to decline them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasser Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I'd be hesitant out of concern for my brain juices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) Report to the police that I need an adult and try to get into witness protection for an identity change. Edited July 21, 2019 by Sasuke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Frick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) Eat them so we can be together forever. Edited July 21, 2019 by Sofi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Hand the winner a trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sofi said: Eat them so we can be together forever. When you come to the realization your best friend is a serial killer and looking back realize the signs have been there all along.................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Sasuke said: When you come to the realization your best friend is a serial killer and looking back realize the signs have been there all along.................... Welllllllllll you know I want all my friends to stay with me. Forever. We will be BEST FRIENDS for all eternity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sofi said: Welllllllllll you know I want all my friends to stay with me. Forever. We will be BEST FRIENDS for all eternity. Let's all go mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Time to get off the internets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Plot evil things against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Bring flowers to their grave every day after I eat them too. So I guess I'll just give myself flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Wistaria Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sofi said: Bring flowers to their grave every day after I eat them too. So I guess I'll just give myself flowers. As I've been turned into a ghost, I'd haunt them, move things around them, then make my evil plans to scare them to death so I can ask them if I tasted good? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Since I'm a ghost now I guess I'd haunt their haunted house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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