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Corrupted wishes


viruxx

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This game works like so:

A person makes a wish. The next person comes in and says "Granted", but then an unfortunate event happens, and the wish doesn't go the way that the person originally wanted it. Then the person who said "granted" makes a wish, and the cycle continues.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted, but unfortunately you forgot to turn the coffee pot off, and your house burned down, and you lost all the money in the process. I wish I knew all the secrets of the universe.

*And so on*

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I'll start:

I wish I could speak every language on earth.

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Granted, but after an accident you are left with nerve damage in your fingers making it incredibly painful to play.Β 

I wish I was famous.Β 

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19 hours ago, viruxx said:

I wish my cat was more affectionate (No, seriously, she's the meanest cat I've ever had).

Granted, but now your cat shows so much affection it runs off any potential relationships.

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I wish I had my own house.

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4 hours ago, Otaking66lives said:

Granted, but now your cat shows so much affection it runs off any potential relationships.

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I wish I had my own house.

Ha! Joke's on my cat, 'cause I can ruin relationships before she even knows I'm in one. 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… 😒 😭

AHEM!

Granted, but now that you own it, everything's breaking all at once and you have to make lots of costly repairs.

I wish it was spring already.

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Knowing NC weather, that's probably what will actually happen. πŸ˜‘

Granted, but now there is no relief from the high Florida humidity (or is that how it is even if you do get a breeze during the summer?).

I wish I could fall asleep quicker than I usually do.

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4 hours ago, Otaku Gamer said:

Granted, but you won't wake up.

I wish my cat wasn't so complicated, like they all are. lol

I'll have to point you to what @Animedragon said above about my cat. 🀣

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Granted, but now your cat is extremely predictable and boring.

I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day to get more things accomplished.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Depending on the day, I can live with that.

I wish I had an accountant that knew some serious loopholes in the IRS' tax code like the back of their hand.

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Granted, but it doesn't have very many aftermarket parts available, which means you'll pay highway robbery-level prices when you get it maintained or repaired (You know, like a Benz or BMW). 😬

I wish PC components weren't so expensive.

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