viruxx Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 This game works like so: A person makes a wish. The next person comes in and says "Granted", but then an unfortunate event happens, and the wish doesn't go the way that the person originally wanted it. Then the person who said "granted" makes a wish, and the cycle continues. Example: Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars. Person 2: Granted, but unfortunately you forgot to turn the coffee pot off, and your house burned down, and you lost all the money in the process. I wish I knew all the secrets of the universe. *And so on* ======================== I'll start: I wish I could speak every language on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiyaSaysHaiya Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 granted, however you loose your ability to speak after a horrific accident I wish my room was clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Granted, but that includes prescriptions. (I wanted to make as small of a negative as possible. ) I wish I was a vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiyaSaysHaiya Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 granted, but you have a strange illness where you can't go into moonlight either I wish I could speak to ghosts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Granted, but they're around you trying to get your attention 24/7. I wish I could understand animals. (It'd really help with our kittycat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted, but by gaining such an understanding, you become a wild, ferocious beast. I wish I could teleport anywhere, instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted, but you can't control where you teleport to or when. I wish I had Wolverine claws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted, but every time they come out, they hurt like hell. I wish the deer would leave my vegetable garden alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 Granted, but now bears replace the deer. (Don't ask why. lol) I wish I didn't have autism. (Just Saiyan, this autism stuff is a seriously big handicap) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiyaSaysHaiya Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 granted, but you now have every other disorder possible I wish I had a muffin right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soramee_ Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 granted but you cannot eat the muffin (very original right) I wish I could get out of depression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiyaSaysHaiya Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Soramee_ said: granted but you cannot eat the muffin (very original right) I wish I could get out of depression granted, but the depression is now passed on to the person closest to you I wish I was better at playing the piano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metro Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Granted, but after an accident you are left with nerve damage in your fingers making it incredibly painful to play. I wish I was famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 25, 2022 Author Share Posted December 25, 2022 Granted, but after your career ends, you fade into obscurity. I wish my cat was more affectionate (No, seriously, she's the meanest cat I've ever had). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, viruxx said: I wish my cat was more affectionate (No, seriously, she's the meanest cat I've ever had). You know the old saying: "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 25, 2022 Author Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Animedragon said: You know the old saying: "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff". No truer words have ever been spoken in this case. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaking66lives Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 19 hours ago, viruxx said: I wish my cat was more affectionate (No, seriously, she's the meanest cat I've ever had). Granted, but now your cat shows so much affection it runs off any potential relationships. Â I wish I had my own house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 26, 2022 Author Share Posted December 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Otaking66lives said: Granted, but now your cat shows so much affection it runs off any potential relationships. Â I wish I had my own house. Ha! Joke's on my cat, 'cause I can ruin relationships before she even knows I'm in one. AHEM! Granted, but now that you own it, everything's breaking all at once and you have to make lots of costly repairs. I wish it was spring already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaking66lives Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Granted, but it only lasts 1 day, and then it quickly becomes summer...Florida's summer! I wish the wind was calmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 Knowing NC weather, that's probably what will actually happen. Granted, but now there is no relief from the high Florida humidity (or is that how it is even if you do get a breeze during the summer?). I wish I could fall asleep quicker than I usually do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Granted, but you won't wake up. I wish my cat wasn't so complicated, like they all are. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Otaku Gamer said: Granted, but you won't wake up. I wish my cat wasn't so complicated, like they all are. lol I'll have to point you to what @Animedragon said above about my cat. Â Granted, but now your cat is extremely predictable and boring. I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day to get more things accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, viruxx said: I'll have to point you to what @Animedragon said above about my cat. Â Granted, but now your cat is extremely predictable and boring. I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day to get more things accomplished. Just read it and it made me laugh. lol Granted, but now it's always the same day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viruxx Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 Depending on the day, I can live with that. I wish I had an accountant that knew some serious loopholes in the IRS' tax code like the back of their hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Emotion Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Granted, but they constantly blackmail you for their help. I wish I was a perfect being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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