Anime jokes

[Clayton]

Got any good anime jokes? Can you make some up?

 

Example:

 

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are fighting. Sesshomaru says, "You can't beat me, I'm a full blooded demon. There's nothing you can do I can't do a thousand times better."

Inuyasha looks him in the eye and says, "Oh yeah? Clap!" 

[Ohayotaku]

What do you call the day before Ash Wednesday ?

 

Fat Buu’s day 

 

Edited June 17, 2023 by Ohayotaku

[Clayton]

Nice!

 

You know Frieza is kinda cool, but sadly his older brother is Cooler. 

 

 

[Ohayotaku]

4 hours ago, Clayton said:

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are fighting. Sesshomaru says, "You can't beat me, I'm a full blooded demon. There's nothing you can do I can't do a thousand times better."

Inuyasha looks him in the eye and says, "Oh yeah? Clap!" 

Sesshomaru: “Sorry, dude, but I don’t twerk”

[efaardvark]

What would you call an anime with a really confusing storyline?

A nanimae.

[Clayton]

you know you watch too much anime when...

...you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied.

..."hai," "baka," and "hentai" come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are.

...none of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies.

...and if they used them in front of their moms, they'd get their mouths washed out with soap.

...you go native, to the point of buying Japanese rice in 20-pound bags and clearing all of the furniture out of your living room so you can sit on the floor.

...it's 3 am, and you and your best friend are on the brink of a fistfight over whether Ranma-chan or Ranma-kun is cuter.

...you have a Ranma outfit.

...and so does your significant other.

...you're keeping an eye on your little sister for signs of slacking off during school, making eyes at the school's only bishonen, and disappearing suspiciously often for "slumber parties," because if she becomes a magic girl, you want in on the action.

...your friends stage an intervention.

...but only because they want your tapes.

...some poor ex-mugger still hears the words "LEKKA SHINEN!" in his nightmares.

...you never bothered getting your new apartment hooked up to cable, and even Babylon 5 is a take-it-or-leave-it thing... but anyone who gets in the way of your mission to get the next Slayers volume is dead.

...only, if you'd written the last sentence, you would have worded it, ``Anyone who gets in my way isNakago.''

...you've contemplated growing your hair long so that you can put it up in dumplings.

...and you're a guy.

...you feel like less of a woman because you can't put away 5,000 calories in one sitting.

...you're despondent because your chances to become an anime heroine are completely shot--you can cook.

...you refer to 21 as "over the hill," and get more depressed the closer that day comes; you're not ready to join the forces of evil, dammit!

...it's not a bad hair day, it's a Zelgadis hair day.

...your parents draw you aside and ask you whether you're a Satanist, since all of those symbols you practice drawing in your notebooks look awfully suspicious to them.

...your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom.

[animechat]

What does Todoroki put in his coffee?

Half and half.

[efaardvark]

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes 30 episodes.  (And probably winds up killing Krillin )

[Clayton]

[Libidine]

How do state alchemists keep in shape? 

They do transmutation circles at the gym!

[Animedragon]

My electrician was behaving a bit strangely today.

But it was just a phase he was going through.

[Clayton]

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

 

Edward Elrich and Sesshomaru giving each other a high 5

 

 

Hey check out this cool notebook I found. I'd better write my name in it incase I lose it. 

Edited August 21, 2024 by Clayton

[Ohayotaku]

When your niece want’s to see the new Demon Slayer movie, but it’s rated R & her parents don’t watch anime. Otaku Uncle to the rescue.

(no I don’t have a niece, just thought it would be a funny caption for the picture )

Confirmed: Mashiro is actually a Lickitung (Pokemon) in disguise 

Edited August 27, 2025 by Ohayotaku

[Clayton]

[Goku56]

Why don’t anime characters ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when your hair is blue, pink, or spiky neon yellow!

[Clayton]

On 6/16/2023 at 5:03 PM, Ohayotaku said:

What do you call the day before Ash Wednesday ?

 

 

ASH: THIS IS MY BOOM STICK! 

 

[Ohayotaku]

3 hours ago, Clayton said:

 

ASH: THIS IS MY BOOM STICK! 

 

 

“Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend”

[Lawi]

On 7/6/2023 at 12:21 AM, Clayton said:

Kenny will only die when there is no one left to fight.

[Clayton]

2 hours ago, Lawi said:

Kenny will only die when there is no one left to fight.

Wasn't Kenny already dead?