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Granted, but Japan decides to change it's official language to Mandarin Chinese for whatever reason and nobody speaks Japanese any more plus all games/animes are immediately edited so that the language is Mandarin.

 

I wish I could read minds~

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Granted but you can only read the minds of perverted old men and women.

 

I wish I could change all humans' appearances to anime.

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Granted but everyone' faces will be turned like this anime except for mine.

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I wish for a new black scythe to kill people.

 

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Granted but it's the size of a toothpick and as sharp as a dull pencil.

 

I wish for pizza the size of Australia :D

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I wish for pizza the size of Australia :D

Granted . . . but I ate it :P

 

I wish I knew all the languages made on planet earth , including those only used in movies and series.

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Granted, but we are invaded by a superior alien race who indoctrinates us, eliminating all traces of our own cultures and languages and turning us into a slave race of mindless drones that perform the most menial of tasks for them without any free thought of our own.

 

I wish I had a perfect body immune to all sicknesses and health defects.

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Granted, but everyone else in the world dies from a mega-epidemic.

 

I wish that the Pokemon anime series would end, and be replaced by an awesome gritty reboot.

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Granted, but some uptight people get offended and it ends up being banned.

 

I wish this cookie I am about to eat was not completely loaded with fat~

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Granted but it now has 5,000 calories.

I wish I had the donut that Taiga has in my avatar.

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Granted, but now Taiga is emotionally distraught.

 

I wish that an English dub will be announced for Digimon Tri.

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Granted but the dubbed voices are terrible.

 

I wish Taiga was mine <3

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Granted. Taiga was yours for a good long five minutes. Too bad you missed that window of opportunity to do anything about it by the time you read this reply.

 

I wish you would not grant this wish.

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Grant---ERROR 18Delta3 REBOOTING THE UNIVERSE NOW!

 

I wish that my wishes were wishes that would come true irl.

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Granted, but every wish takes 20 years off of your life span.

 

I wish I could control spiders.

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Granted but as soon as you give them their order that they must obey, they die.

 

I wish I was a sexy anime character that everybody loved.

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Granted but as soon as you give them their order that they must obey, they die.

 

Plot twist, I was going to pull this on them anyways:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ZVKmMyxP0

 

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Anyways, granted, but you are constantly harrassed by super creepy people.

 

I wish I was not directionally challenged.

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Granted but you now have a 5 second memory span.

 

I wish I was a sexy popular anime character that wasn't plagued with creepy people.

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Granted, but all the non-creepy people disappeared and it turns out the rest became not so creepy after all. :o

 

I wish magical girls were real.

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I wish that rats would stop annoying me at night.

Granted but all rats now turn into super good looking and super nice people at night time.

 

I wish I had my own Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.

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Granted, everyone in the world agrees that you are the ugliest thing in the world, you get mistaken for a monster, and you get chased out of town.

 

I wish that my charger cord wouldn't be so buggy.

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Granted but it becomes fishy.

 

I wish for ice cream. Vanilla flavor.

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