Here you go,laugh your ass out...
1. I was still in school,just starting high school and I was out with my best friend and two of us were with this two guys,also best friends but we also had crushes on those two boy,and after while we split up and I was with a guy I liked,we were like talking,joking and everything and I was really nervous,so he asked me something and I was going to answer him but the moment i opened my mouth to speak i belched,ai tried to hide it with cough but I know he didn’t buy it,that was 5 years ago,I still have trouble sleeping when I think about it(nothing ever happened with a boy,he soon started to be depressed jackass because of some girl)
2. This is a bit shorter,I was meeting with my best friends and They live next to another and I lived about 10min away,so I was a bit late in meeting them so I decided to take a shortcut,long story short,a really hot guy was going toward me and I wanted to look a bit feminine but the shortcut was going downhill,pretty hard,and there is a track where bycicles were going and it was raining few day earlier so the earth was still wet and I stumbled and fell,the guy was few meter in front of me,to make things worst,when I got back up I was so embarrassed and decided to dodge the path where guy was so I took the other path which was not a path but a lot of gras on that hill and I had high heels so you can only guess how that looked,walking on a wet grass with heels and then running to the path a near...oh I guess it’s not shorter