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Well since the Boy Scouts are becoming inclusive as have the girl scouts everyone seems to think all female scouts are lesbians. And any woman who goes camping too.

So in the spirit of this I decided, well you gotta make sure it's done right. I'm working on a guide for lesbian camping and scouting. Any suggestions?

 

 

 

 

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Well as a member of the LGBTQ+ community myself I do enjoy camping so I guess that finally explains why I like to sit outside in the woods. It's the lesbian in me. Do people think all boy scouts are gay now if they think all girl scouts are lesbians? Lol 

What will this guide include so far?

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6 hours ago, Zeref said:

Is going camping gay now?

I hope so. We took the rainbow we are going to take camping now 🏳️‍🌈 The new gay agenda is steal camping from the straights. 

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17 hours ago, Sakura said:

I hope so. We took the rainbow we are going to take camping now 🏳️‍🌈 The new gay agenda is steal camping from the straights. 

I went camping a couple of times. In my book anyone who wants camping can have it !

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2 hours ago, Animedragon said:

I went camping a couple of times. In my book anyone who wants camping can have it !

Depends on how you do it.  I recently saw a "toy hauler" type RV, the 2024 wolfpack 365pack16, that comes complete with living room, bedroom, kitchen, porch, and attached garage.  The bedroom has a king-sized bed, built-in wardrobe, and an en-suite bathroom with shower.  The kitchen has a stove, sink, microwave, side-by-side refrigerator/freezer and pantry.   There's even air conditioning and a fireplace!  Put some solar panels and a mobile starlink ground station on the roof and you're good to go.  Actually cheaper per sq foot/meter than your average "entry level" shack here in sunny So. Calif. too.  (Wish I were joking.)

Not sure if you can still call it "camping" at that point however.  :D

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3 hours ago, Animedragon said:

I went camping a couple of times. In my book anyone who wants camping can have it !

I agree with what you said there is too many bugs or things that want to kill me in the wildlife places. 

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8 hours ago, Animedragon said:

I went camping a couple of times. In my book anyone who wants camping can have it !

I like to camp but more in the way that @efaardvark just mentioned in this post 🤣 I like to be out in the woods exploring and get away from the city to the woods but I want to come back to a fully suited up RV where I can still watch cable tv and get on my laptop lol ~

5 hours ago, Zeref said:

I agree with what you said there is too many bugs or things that want to kill me in the wildlife places. 

This is why I don't want to sleep outside on the ground a snake or something might decide I'm its new best friend XD 

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9 hours ago, Zeref said:

I agree with what you said there is too many bugs or things that want to kill me in the wildlife places. 

Don't come to California.  You don't even have to visit the wilderness areas.  I regularly find black widow spiders in the garage.  Tarantulas too, though not so much.  There's also the occasional scorpions, fire ants, and rattlesnakes in the yard.  Every so often someone finds a colony of "Africanized" - aka "killer" - bees or a nest of yellow-jacket wasps somewhere in the neighborhood.  I see coyotes all the time, even in the city streets.  They come down out of the hills late in the evening to rummage through the trash and eat any dog or cat food that's left unattended - sometimes the dog or cat as well - then they go back up to their dens just before sunrise.  I can hear them yapping in the middle of the night, especially if they find a rabbit or a cat to chase they get all excited and loud.  Two or three times a year we even have bears, bobcats, and / or mountain lions wander through, especially in drought years.  In the water offshore there's Great White sharks, with stingrays and scorpion fish hidden in the sand, and of course jellyfish.

The only place I know that might give us some competition in this regard would be Australia.  :)

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56 minutes ago, efaardvark said:

Don't come to California.  You don't even have to visit the wilderness areas.  I regularly find black widow spiders in the garage.  Tarantulas too, though not so much.  There's also the occasional scorpions, fire ants, and rattlesnakes in the yard.  Every so often someone finds a colony of "Africanized" - aka "killer" - bees or a nest of yellow-jacket wasps somewhere in the neighborhood.  I see coyotes all the time, even in the city streets.  They come down out of the hills late in the evening to rummage through the trash and eat any dog or cat food that's left unattended - sometimes the dog or cat as well - then they go back up to their dens just before sunrise.  I can hear them yapping in the middle of the night, especially if they find a rabbit or a cat to chase they get all excited and loud.  Two or three times a year we even have bears, bobcats, and / or mountain lions wander through, especially in drought years.  In the water offshore there's Great White sharks, with stingrays and scorpion fish hidden in the sand, and of course jellyfish.

The only place I know that might give us some competition in this regard would be Australia.  :)

All of a sudden the occasional house spider and urban fox in the back garden doesn't sound so bad.

Er, except for spiders, I loathe spiders they give me the creeps.

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On 5/17/2024 at 8:45 PM, Sakura said:

Well as a member of the LGBTQ+ community myself I do enjoy camping so I guess that finally explains why I like to sit outside in the woods. It's the lesbian in me. Do people think all boy scouts are gay now if they think all girl scouts are lesbians? Lol 

What will this guide include so far?

 

 

Look just because you like to wear tight shorts and go camping in the woods in a single sex environment doesn't make you gay.... but it helps.

 

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And technically I'm aromantic celibate.

 

And it's not like other genders joining boy or girl scouts is new, it' now just official. 

 

But my book funnily assumes these Christian nutbags who think that it's going to turn scouts gay are right. Assume all the "research" they quote from whatever officials they claim to get it from is 100% correct and allowing boys to join the girlscouts or girls to join the boy scouts will make them into lesbians. And to be fair the surest way to make a girl gay is to have her spend time with boys, so they ay be on to something. Just like DeSantis said about Disneyworld.  

 

I'm asking since clearly according to their research it's going to happen, now that this "woke" attitude turns the girlscouts and girls who camp gay, what specifically lesbian activities should campers be involved in? It's inevitable right? So let's make sure they do it right. 

 

Roast some rainbow marshmallows while you think about it. 

 

 

 

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On 5/17/2024 at 8:45 PM, Sakura said:

Well as a member of the LGBTQ+ community myself I do enjoy camping so I guess that finally explains why I like to sit outside in the woods. It's the lesbian in me. Do people think all boy scouts are gay now if they think all girl scouts are lesbians? Lol 

What will this guide include so far?

 

 

Well I already wrote https://www.amazon.com/Lesbian-Sleepover-Slumber-Party-Handbook/dp/B089M1HYR7

 

But I'm thinking of just a few things. Like making the point of tug-of-war to pull the girls into the mud then join them in the shower. The point of hiking and scavenger hunts, is for two or more girls to to get "lost" in the woods for about an hour or two unsupervised. "How did you not find anything on the list in three hours! The first two items were sticks and leaves!?" Swap out bird watching for girl watching. Knot tying/Shibari.

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Two girls snuck off into the woods to make out and they came across a dead grizzly bear that must have been at least teen feet tall. They were just wondering what cou7ld have possibly bitten its head off like that when they heard a noise behind them... 

 

Some camp slasher stuff might be fun too....

 

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15 hours ago, efaardvark said:

Don't come to California.  You don't even have to visit the wilderness areas.  I regularly find black widow spiders in the garage.  Tarantulas too, though not so much.  There's also the occasional scorpions, fire ants, and rattlesnakes in the yard.  Every so often someone finds a colony of "Africanized" - aka "killer" - bees or a nest of yellow-jacket wasps somewhere in the neighborhood.  I see coyotes all the time, even in the city streets.  They come down out of the hills late in the evening to rummage through the trash and eat any dog or cat food that's left unattended - sometimes the dog or cat as well - then they go back up to their dens just before sunrise.  I can hear them yapping in the middle of the night, especially if they find a rabbit or a cat to chase they get all excited and loud.  Two or three times a year we even have bears, bobcats, and / or mountain lions wander through, especially in drought years.  In the water offshore there's Great White sharks, with stingrays and scorpion fish hidden in the sand, and of course jellyfish.

The only place I know that might give us some competition in this regard would be Australia.  :)

 

When I lived in a more remote parts of Finland we had bears, lynxes, or wolves. These would sometimes come into our smaller towns in the rural areas therefore you would have to be alert if out walking or doing chores outside after sundown especially around garbage you were taking out as they often knew human garbage can = quick food. Spiders I only ever saw weaver spiders which are not dangerous. 

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20 minutes ago, Zeref said:

 

When I lived in a more remote parts of Finland we had bears, lynxes, or wolves. These would sometimes come into our smaller towns in the rural areas therefore you would have to be alert if out walking or doing chores outside after sundown especially around garbage you were taking out as they often knew human garbage can = quick food. Spiders I only ever saw weaver spiders which are not dangerous. 

What does that have to do with lesbian camping suggestions?

Just kidding. Interesting story. Though I'm from Bishop California. That's a place to go camping. 

 

As for spiders we have Black Widows and Brown Recluse. 

 

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26 minutes ago, Clayton said:

What does that have to do with lesbian camping suggestions?

Just kidding. Interesting story. Though I'm from Bishop California. That's a place to go camping. 

 

As for spiders we have Black Widows and Brown Recluse. 

 

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Ah I got off topic replying to his reply to me about bugs when camping and regarding local wildlife 😅 These are things or animals to deal with when going outside or camping. 
From where I am from there was many places to go camping as well and in the Northern areas you can camp in igloos. Which there you wouldn't have to deal with a lot of these things like spiders or brown recluse at least. 

 

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But my book funnily assumes these Christian nutbags who think that it's going to turn scouts gay are right. Assume all the "research" they quote from whatever officials they claim to get it from is 100% correct and allowing boys to join the girlscouts or girls to join the boy scouts will make them into lesbians. And to be fair the surest way to make a girl gay is to have her spend time with boys, so they ay be on to something. Just like DeSantis said about Disneyworld.  

Is this why people are upset? They are assuming they want to groom children to be gay and lesbian by letting them into Boy or Girl scouts?

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8 hours ago, Clayton said:

Look just because you like to wear tight shorts and go camping in the woods in a single sex environment doesn't make you gay.... but it helps.

And technically I'm aromantic celibate

And it's not like other genders joining boy or girl scouts is new, it' now just official. 

But my book funnily assumes these Christian nutbags who think that it's going to turn scouts gay are right. Assume all the "research" they quote from whatever officials they claim to get it from is 100% correct and allowing boys to join the girlscouts or girls to join the boy scouts will make them into lesbians. And to be fair the surest way to make a girl gay is to have her spend time with boys, so they ay be on to something. Just like DeSantis said about Disneyworld.  

I'm asking since clearly according to their research it's going to happen, now that this "woke" attitude turns the girlscouts and girls who camp gay, what specifically lesbian activities should campers be involved in? It's inevitable right? So let's make sure they do it right. 

Roast some rainbow marshmallows while you think about it. 

Well I already wrote https://www.amazon.com/Lesbian-Sleepover-Slumber-Party-Handbook/dp/B089M1HYR7

 

But I'm thinking of just a few things. Like making the point of tug-of-war to pull the girls into the mud then join them in the shower. The point of hiking and scavenger hunts, is for two or more girls to to get "lost" in the woods for about an hour or two unsupervised. "How did you not find anything on the list in three hours! The first two items were sticks and leaves!?" Swap out bird watching for girl watching. Knot tying/Shibari.

Raising money for camping with a bikini carwash.  Running panties up the flagpole. Change the 3 finger salute so the palm is in instead of out.... some ghost stories. 

Two girls snuck off into the woods to make out and they came across a dead grizzly bear that must have been at least teen feet tall. They were just wondering what cou7ld have possibly bitten its head off like that when they heard a noise behind them... 

 

I don't know what I "technically" am, I found a term for it once and forgot lol Some form of bisexual. 
But I have to agree with this --> "And to be fair the surest way to make a girl gay is to have her spend time with boys, so they ay be on to something. Just like DeSantis said about Disneyworld.  " 🤣 I was in the girl scouts when I was younger but I didn't like it, my sister was also up until she was much older and she told me about most of the girls in their camps in the teen years would "experiment". So I think they are already participating in some lesbian activities at these things 🤭
 

"Swap out bird watching for girl watching" - I would be interested in this activity myself. 

 

 

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18 hours ago, Sakura said:

 

I don't know what I "technically" am, I found a term for it once and forgot lol Some form of bisexual. 
But I have to agree with this --> "And to be fair the surest way to make a girl gay is to have her spend time with boys, so they ay be on to something. Just like DeSantis said about Disneyworld.  " 🤣 I was in the girl scouts when I was younger but I didn't like it, my sister was also up until she was much older and she told me about most of the girls in their camps in the teen years would "experiment". So I think they are already participating in some lesbian activities at these things 🤭
 

"Swap out bird watching for girl watching" - I would be interested in this activity myself. 

 

 

 

 

Now imagine taking a whole group of girlscouts on a trip to do that writing details in their journals. 

 

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23 hours ago, Zeref said:

 

 

Is this why people are upset? They are assuming they want to groom children to be gay and lesbian by letting them into Boy or Girl scouts?

Pretty much. The weirdest part is not allowing lesbian troop leaders in boyscouts. I mean who is LESS likely to molest the boys?

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On 5/18/2024 at 5:29 PM, Sakura said:

I hope so. We took the rainbow we are going to take camping now 🏳️‍🌈 The new gay agenda is steal camping from the straights. 

 

On 5/18/2024 at 10:39 AM, Zeref said:

Is going camping gay now?

 

 

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3 hours ago, Clayton said:

 

Legend of Korra would indicate, yes. 

I always forget Korra was a lesbian lol Funny that for conversion therapy they send you to camp. 

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On 5/24/2024 at 6:26 PM, Sakura said:

I always forget Korra was a lesbian lol Funny that for conversion therapy they send you to camp. 

 

No, it's funny cause it doesn't work. 

 

 

 

 

I published that book. Should be available soon. 

 

Sadly none of you actually gave me any freaking suggestions! 

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On 6/3/2024 at 9:11 PM, Sakura said:

Nice!! Super impressed by anyone who actually manages to write anything. I always get distracted halfway through everything I start writing and never actually finish one thing. 

Love this line lol: 

" them becoming gay while camping is apparently inevitable."

 

 

Well the crazy christians who say that seem very certain and claim to have done their research. Why question it? Jus accept that they are right and that nearly everything can turn a girl gay at the drop of a hat. 

 

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On 4/22/2025 at 6:11 PM, Miguel_16 said:

can someone explain this thread to me?

Lesbians going camping and guides for lesbians going camping. 

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