Alright, I'll describe my typical Monday... which is actually Thursday for me.
7PM
Wake up, grab some coffee and relax a bit until I'm fully awake. Then, eat, shower, put some snacks together to get me through the night, and get ready for work.
9:30 PM
Leave for work; it's only 13.7 miles away so it usually is a 12 to 15 minute drive depending on how much of a rush I'm in. For clarification, I work on Graveyard shift at an alternative detention facility for people convicted of alcohol. For the most part, we mainly get people who were convicted for felony DUIs.
9:45PM
I usually get to work at around this time. Graveyard shift does not technically start until 9:54PM, but it is nice to get their early because it is pretty often that some sort of drama or incident went down which we will want to or need to know about.
9:54PM to 12:00AM
Head to my assigned security unit, perform a security sweep... and try to stay awake. That is the hardest part of the job much of the time. Books, playing solitaire on the computer, WATCHING ANIME ON MY KINDLE FIRE, and anything else along those lines have all been declared fair game by my boss (have I mentioned I really love my boss?), so long as you are still able to notice if anything happens in the area and you do your security sweeps every half hour or so.
Unfortunately, there are many other things that can end up happening at the facility, (one-on-one suicide watches, breaking up fights, running people to the hospital), and we also have a quota of room shakedowns/searches we need to meet each week, so we don't always have quiet periods like this... but it is reaaally nice when we do.
12:00AM to 2:00AM
Mail duty. Every single package sent to the facility, we inspect. It usually takes about two hours, but it's taken as much as four and as little as half an hour at times. It's also the one part of the job that I really dislike. Searching through people's underwear that gets sent in... it is not fun.
2:00AM to 2:15PM
I go out to do a vehicle and perimeter check, which consists of inspecting our main truck we use for most things, and throwing said truck in 4WD and driving like a madman on the muddy, bumpy, snowy trail that circles the main security fence to check for any holes in the fence or other issues. Another part of the job I love.
2:00AM to 4:00AM
This is usually when I end up working as main control officer, which at this point in the shift entails very little. Just keeping an eye on the security cameras, handling any phone calls (which are very rare during this time), and tidying up the control room (because nobody else ever does!). I usually have a snack then too and refuel my caffeine levels.
4:00AM to 5:45AM
Someone else relieves me and takes over main control, and I rotate to a new unit, and do the same thing as from 10pm to 12am. Pretty much nothing ever goes on during this time, asides from occasionally transporting out offenders who complete the program which is very quick and easy.
5:54AM
Graveyard shift is officially relieved by first shift, and I head home.
6:15AM to 12AM
Relax, take care of anything that needs to be done around the house, make overly long posts on Anime Forums, etc.
1:00PM
This is usually when I get to bed, and then the cycle repeats itself~
As for my schedule on weekends... there is no schedule. At all. What I do and when I do it is extremely sporadic, some weekends I go to sleep right after getting back from work, other times I've stayed up almost 20 hours doing who-knows-what and then crash and sleep for 12 hours or so.