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existentiallylostdumbell

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiK2JlBpzvI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKon7VUIP4c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IG0EKLg9M
  2. Pretty funny, I don't know if she's trying to impersonate an old Italian lady or just being bizarre. Also, was that goat porn at the beginning?
  3. Right, so, for anyone wondering where I've been, basically, I got a job at Rona 40 hrs a week doing random shit, strapping skids, picking things up, labeling etc. Felt guilty about not applying for other jobs and so never logged on. Between work and the gym and training (learning muay thai now), I've been pretty beat, not to excuse my failure to look for better work mind you, or how I virtually vanished from the site. But hey, that's life, people come and go. Anyhow, the world and this forum have both moved on so I guess that's all that needs to be said. It looks like I've got questions to answer. 1. I am ambivalent to cats. 2. I don't know who you are, or at least don't remember, so I guess I'd be flattered, virtually pat you on the head. 3. Assume that my ass has a mind of its own and move on with my life, sometimes it does. 4. Check your surroundings, if you don't spot anyone in a clown costume, find a weapon and ready yourself, get your phone out and ready speedial to 911. 5. From where? The mirror? The ceiling?the bathtub? A girl or a woman? If there were anyone staring at me from the mirror or the ceiling, I'd first have to establish whether or not those are real threats, and once I discovered they aren't, get some meds for schizophrenia. If there is a girl in my bathtub? Why the hell is a girl in my bathtub? I'd attempt to relocate her from the bathtub to the living room and call the police. If it's a woman, I would pray it's a visit from my friendly neighborhood nympho and not a murderer, cue the Marvin Gaye music, I hope. 6. Assume I'm crazy and so long as nothing else goes wrong, live with this fact, I'm ok with being crazy so long as I don't see things or hear voices, I'm not the picture of sanity anyhow. 7. Grab my combat knife, sharpen it, strap it to my chest and wear baggy clothing. Increase the security of my house, add more locks, set-up camera's in my house, watch my neighbors. Identify suspects at work or around me generally, set up a tripwire alarm in my entranceway, come up with a strategy of attack. Slowly acquire better weapons until I feel satisfied, apply for a gun license, get a gun and a crossbow. If more creepy things kept happening and I felt they could do something, notify the police. 8.If you can tickle yourself, and find that you are coming up with very detailed conspiracy theories as well as feel a decreased need for social interaction, see your doctor. Jk, kick em in the nuts, if they're women, punch them right in the nipple, repeatedly, tell them you're tired of their shit and if they don't fuck off right now, they're all gonna look like breast and testicle cancer survivors when you're done. I recommend getting a spear from cold-steel or something, it's a good ranged weapon and you can use it to accurately deball, dedick, declit and hipsterify they're nipples. Hipsterify is my new word, it means to make like a hipster. If they're ghosts, find a church, also supernatural taught me ghosts are allergic to iron and salt, so when you are debreasting them, make sure to use an iron spearhead dipped in salt water. 1. To be honest I stopped watching anime about a month ago. But I liked Saiyuki Reload blast and the one with the interdimensional restaurant, and sort of liked re.creators with lukewarm feelings, oh and definitely natsume yuujinchou roku. I've come to the conclusion that anime is a waste of my time and that I ought to be doing better things with it. Not to put any social pressure on myself here, clearly that doesn't work and only results in me feeling shame and never coming back. At any rate, I continue to battle with my youtube and entertainment addiction as well as my procrastination and insatiable need for virtual punani. Also about 10,000 different insecurities and fears. But hey, that's me. I guess I'll come back whenever, if I feel like it, I have less time than I used to.
  4. 1.) Run and observe from a safe distance, maybe there's an afterlife or something and I can hit that. 2.) Grab a knife, try and peek outside to see if it's an actual person, or Satan come to collect his dues. 3.) Don't live with my mom, so if I heard my mom calling me down for dinner, I would be surprised as it is, If she said " I heard it too honey", I'd assume she's off her meds. If my dad called my down for dinner and then said, "I heard it too", I would grab a knife or anything I could use as a weapon and then wait. 4.) Shit, that got me
  5. "ha, ha, ha, ha, staying alive"

  6. cuz, cuz cuz is easier than because, in real life, I have a tendency to mirror the speech patterns of the person I'm talking to, to a degree
  7. What the fuck am I going to do that he would come to kill me? Run and die because he knows everything.
  8. I played some of number 3 and through one on the vita, fun, never really bothered to 3. Did finish a game named Ninja Gaiden though, which from my perspective was quite an achievement even on normal.
  9. "like a dog without a bone, an actor out on loan, Riders on the storm"

  10. What are your thoughts on Broccoli?
  11. Yeah, some dudes even have tits now, if I'm not careful, I really might end up in shits creek. I think the bewb gag has run its course.
  12. yeah, like I could get adult Mikasa to say "my body is ready" or some shit like that.
  13. Seriously? I gave you two days, it's Bewbs, the first thing I was going to say was bewbs.
  14. I once saw a red asshole dressed as a person run for president, amazingly it won, liked to call itself Trump, I can only assume that had something to do with the numerous dumps it would take on the populace later that year. Trump the dump, or as it was known before, drumpf.
  15. That depends, if it were the good kind of afterlife, throw an orgy, if it were the kind I'd go to, pierce their flesh with hot iron.
  16. Drive it up to Popeyes, order chicken and complain loudly how they didn't give me enough chicken. If it were on of those tanks that went 51 mph, tailgate the tailgaters, rest the barrel on their trunks. I don't go to clubs, but I'd find people who do and roll up to the club in it. Maybe I'd try the old, "hey baby, wanna take a ride in my tank?" line. Give it away to Syrian forces opposed to the Assad regime or sell it on the black market.
  17. "Rage, rage against the dying of the light". Goodnight.

    1. brycec

      brycec

      I remember those words from Back to School.

    2. existentiallylostdumbell

      existentiallylostdumbell

      I know them from Interstellar

  18. New rule, instead of only coming online at 6:45-9:45, starting tomorrow: Everyday I may only come online or even check the forum once I have sent out five quality job applications, this may be at any time, but I must have sent out five applications.
  19. What are you doing on Kirry's page Frost? Imposter! What have you done with Kirry?!
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