existentiallylostdumbell

respect bro, I tried growing a beard once, my mustache was blonde the rest red/brown, I shaved it off once it started to look decent, people were calling me sir.

Nice to meet you once again m'lady

Yeah, especially if their gf is hot, then it's awkward as fuck

Thank-you everyone for the support, I just hope you know what you're getting yourselves into, it'll all be fine, I promise I'll be gentle. I agree Cy~, that being who we really are is important, and I promise to be myself as much as I can be, on this forum anyhow. BTW, yesterday went to a block festival all by my lonesome, had some drinks, blew about thirty bucks on street entertainers. Worth it? Maybe. I got depressed out of nowhere went home, punched the fridge for no reason, even though I enjoyed myself for most of the festival. My Biochem teacher, (the gay one who hit on me, I saw him on the street that day, nice guy, manly, has a gray beard ( cue Ryepotatoes, bracket ception, Excel is evil), I digress) , said men's hormones are erratic, women's he says follows a cycle and he can more or less tell you how they feel are based off of a bell curve. Apparently, things like the dude next sitting to us being more jacked than us can cause T levels to plummet. Anyhow, that's why I wasn't on yesterday.

To be honest, I don't really care that much about the waifu function, I've turned it off, so I'm in no rush to get it, Orius can take his time. Originally I wanted to put adult Mikasa there, because who the hell wants child Mikasa? But now I'm thinking Aubrey Plaza, or Emma Stone or Marika Hase or something ( I lost my celeb crush on Emma Watson awhile ago, she just seems too nice and Harry Potter's over). Uh, be Careful when googling Marika Hase, actually, you'd best be careful when googling any female names I mention, sorry but actually completely unremorseful:P

Me likey

I'm not that afraid to PM people because it's the internet, however, I'm not the type to do so with no reason. It's about boundaries for me, if I'm PM'ing you, it means I've made the assumption that we are friendly enough to do so. In the outside world, I'm pretty shy and generally keep to myself, I don't have panic attacks anymore, they developed and went away in the course of about a year and a bit for whatever reason.I can be somewhat extroverted once I get to know someone, I'm the type that people think is stupid or innocent/proper because they don't know me and then just think is strange and crazy once they do. Mind you I haven't been that close to someone in a while, I interact with the people I like, but even then I might not, as I'd be afraid to bother them. I'm not good at forming relationships, I'm awkward, I never have anything to say, I over analyze things, and I don't really speak my mind much. I used to prefer not being understood, things are easier when people think you're stupid, they underestimate you and you have no expectations to live up to. You could say now that I'm not fool enough to expect anyone to bother understanding me, people are easier to handle when they're two dimensional, so to the outside world, I am like a mirror, it's my natural reaction. I would like to form meaningful bonds with people, to be myself, but I don't know how, I don't even know who the fuck I am really. But I'm not sad or anything, chill, I've come to accept things for what they are. Anyhow, please excuse my self-indulgent rant, I went on a tangent there, It's nice to express myself that's all. So yeah, I can be pretty shy, especially if you're a pretty woman, but really that may depend a great deal on my mood and how much I've had to drink. I get a little more chatty when I'm drunk, happier, friendlier, a better person, why don't I just become an alcoholic? JK, still, if I'm somewhere social a beer is nice to loosen up.

Hell no, I wouldn't post a picture of that mess if you blackmailed me, actually, that's what you'd be blackmailing me with so, yeah, kinda redundant.

Women's farts smell worse than men due to higher concentrations of H2S

I guess I just disagree then

Yeah, I guess I'm just not the fan girl/guy type, I've never understood it, I like alot of different things, worship and obsession just aren't in my nature I guess. I especially don't understand sports fans, so much of their identity is wrapped up in the performance of a group of people who have never met them and likely never will, people who are completely beyond their control or influence. Maybe I'm just not a very passionate person, and that's why I can't seem to obsess over things. Well, I do have a minor obsession with lifting, it's something I think about way more than is necessary, probably because I'm not jacked. Generally though, not obsessive.

I loved the garden of words, there was plenty of emotion there for me, but then again I tend not to be a fan of melodrama. If it's the ending that disappointed you, I liked that too, nothing could have happened between them and life doesn't always work out. I like that they ended it that way, same as five centimeters per second, their love was brief, fragile, imperfect and difficult, but that didn't make it any less meaningful to me. In my view, the briefness and fragility of their relationships are what made them beautiful.

Obsessions? Well currently i'm watching Berserk 2017, attack on titan, natsume yujinchou roku, Uchouten kazoku 2 and one piece every Sunday. Not an obsession though, berserk I suppose I'm obsessed over. I've rewatched darker than black at least 3 times and most of gintama twice. I'm waiting for them to finish up gintama 2017 and I want another season of sidonia no kishi. Psycho pass and tokyo ghoul are worth obsessing over. I've already rewatched black lagoon a couple times, as well as full metal panic, I loved that show, Sagara Sousuke is such a blockhead. Desert punk rewatched three times, I could go on, but guess I just like alot of anime.

Can I have a photo of a real person as my waifu?

I placed an order with optic, been two weeks.

I wonder if there could ever be a well-adjusted dere?

For a while I was doing mainly isolation exercises and doing compound lifts earlier in my gym sessions for strength, however, I recently learned that 12 sets once a week per muscle group isn't frequent enough to stimulate growth, so I've changed up my routine. This is actually my first time following a program because I've always liked to do my own thing. I've started Mark Rippetoe's 3x5 fullbody strength program which I've supplemented with 3x8 abs and will do that for four weeks before switching to full body muscular endurance/ power training, and go in cycles of four weeks. The 3x5 program has lot's of squats, overhead press, deadlifts, bench, rows and if I'm so inclined to learn how snatches, but that doesn't seem to me like it targets upper back enough, so I do rows. I'm unsure if the compound lifts work traps or rear delts enough, so I might supplement.

Donald Trump What would you do if one day you came home and found me rifling through your fridge?

Compound lifts or isolation exercises?

Bruh, I'm a guy, I would politely decline, the same way I did for Brycec

I know, but I get the feeling I'm making people I do like uncomfortable, and I don't really want to do that, of course, if I don't like you, you can go to hell. But yeah, I guess I should just be me, so umm, big tits, nice right? Actually, despite the number of times I've said bewbs for comedic effect, I'm more of an ass man, to be honest. So, who here has watched my anaconda don't without the volume?

That wouldn't happen, but if it did, I would spend hours worrying about it, get shitty sleep and think of how best to deal with the situation, I would ultimately hope it dies off on it's own, and do nothing. Because what can I do, realistically? It's one thing to have someone have a crush on you, it's another if they say they like you. No, that's a complicated situation I do not want to get involved in. So yeah, seeing as how it's the internet, I don't have to get involved and I would just let time take care of it for me. All things fade with time. If she did say something, I would politely decline, and remind her of the really important person in her life and list all the reasons I am a bad idea, who ultimately would lead nowhere, but perhaps a divorce.