existentiallylostdumbell

There was a shawarma place we had a while back that was good before the owner changed, Pizza boys, now it's shitty and greasy, Mucho Burrito, Tropical Heat Carribean restaurant, excellent goat rottee

Second year of College, Post-apocalyptic destroyed buildings everywhere, there was a bunch of guys in gas masks like from Korozuka, there were dead bodies everywhere and they were holding guns, I told my friends around me not to rebel. There were two burlap sacks on the ground, the first one I opened was full of dead babies, their eyes were closed and there were dark circles under their eyes like they asphyxiated. For some reason this didn't disturb me much, only made me sad. The second bag I opened was full of skinned chickens, for some reason, this one really disturbed me. I told my friends not to rebel and we were offered to go to the leader of this armed group and join them. I cautioned my companions, but we ended up going to his planet on a space ship and joining them, it looked like Saturn. He had terraformed it to make it habitable for human life. He gave us all superpowers with his science, he was like a god and was immortal, stronger than anyone. He made a guy immortal with infinite regenerative capabilities, then he gave him a vial full of superhot nano-bots which replicated infinitely. He handed it to the man, the man poured on his forehead confident in his regenerative capabilities, they ate through his skull and he regenerated, infinitely, he screamed. We decided to rebel against this god like figure and attacked him, he was infinitely stronger than us and broke the other guy who joined me's arm. We wanted to kill him and put an end to the whole thing but we could not. Then suddenly a super powerful little girl showed up and stood in front of us and told him to stop, then I woke up. First year of College, I had a dream I died, in an ambulance, everything went black, I woke up.

On my stomach or my side in a ball when it's cold

The trailer for Logan The trailer for the Revenant

Do you even lift bro?

Really? I just dove right in, didn't even know what the hell I was joining, to be honest, had a vague idea of chatting. First search result I saw on Google, of course, my intention for joining was so I could get better at socialising, networking in turn and eventually get hired.

Welcome, welcome, if you like anime, random bouts of philosophising, random shit in general, and extremely articulate people, you'll feel right at home.

Winter= Snow, cold, good for staying indoors, reading and listening to acoustic music, drinking hot things, second favourite season Spring= Allergies, birthday Summer = 30 Celcius and humid, it smells alive at night, full of mystery, sucks balls during the day Fall = Beautiful, sleep about as well as I do in the winter, It's not frigid outside, I'm overcome by bittersweet feelings of melancholy, Favourite season

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Black death, freedom or death Have Shakespeare or George R.R.Martin base characters off you?

Once you get past my defences I'm like a puppy

Cigar, I've smoked a couple cheap Cubans before, don't wanna smoke cigarettes because I don't want to get addicted, cigars are a novel thing you smoke to revel in how cool you are, which I did, along with shots of Cuban rum, alone in the living room listening to "Stone Flower" by Antonio Carlos Jobim. Beef or chicken for the rest of your life

Thin Crust Pizza Caramel popcorn or chocolate covered pretzel

"Oh good, he's not dead yet, "

Support piracy, I'm a selfish asshole Death by Guts or Afro?

Don't have siblings, so no siblings Date with a pretentious douchebag or an obese slob

"Hold it, just a little longer, what do you want? I have to fart, you bastard, go away"

Take it as a compliment, I'm not into men, but I'd politely decline, then bounce away feeling like a hot shit, one of my gay profs hit on me in college once and I thought to myself, "this must be what hot chicks feel like".