First I would get a job as a lab tech, then I would get a job for the CFIA running microbiological tests on food samples. I would buy myself a hen at a farm or pet store. I would acquire a sterile container, in it, I would put a culture of Salmonella. Then I would set up my basement so that I could use it as a makeshift lab, and acquire a few other materials, streak loop, bactocinerator, an L shaped spreader, a giant bottle of 100% ethanol some of which I would dilute to 70%, growth media,, sterile gloves, lab coat, ventilation, a extremely heavy door, and an incubator. First I would culture the salmonella on growth media, then I would mix in common antibiotics used to treat salmonella in other growth media at extremely low concentrations. I would have two lines of salmonella growing, one on normal plates, one on antibiotic plates. If the Salmonella survived, I would transfer some of it to normal growth media and some of it to media containing increased concentrations of antibiotics. Once I had made it resistant to every antibiotic known to man, I would infect a hen prior to it laying an egg. Then, I would befriend you and shortly thereafter, serve you this drink containing egg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7JyvL8U34. Only I wouldn't cook it, I would save some of it for later. I would mix that drink with a sedative as well, so you would be unconscious and unable to go to doctors, they wouldn't be able to help you anyhow. I would place the remainder of the egg on a needle and stab you in the intestine and in an artery. You would die of Salmonella poisoning shortly after waking up.
I didn't poison you, I infected you with a pathogenic bacteria which poisoned you, so ha
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