existentiallylostdumbell

As a guy taller, I don't really care about height and have had crushes on both women shorter and taller than me, women on the other hand really care about height, so I'd rather be taller. popeye's chicken or 3 large Lindt chocolate bars

As a member of the moist guild, it's my duty to get wet once in a while, I'm not called Mr.Lube for nothing

[spoiler=Post 5.2 K jog today]

Everyone's seen it, but one piece has the most bizarre characters in existence, the author must drop acid before he designs them or something

[spoiler=Bae][/SPOILER] Man this bitch is easy, real talk though, she thick AF [spoiler=Side Bitch]

[spoiler=Sup, me today][ /SPOILER]

Sup, welcome to the forums if you like gorefests I recommend berserk, afro samurai, samurai champloo was moderately violent but good if you haven't seen them. You seem like the desert punk sorta guy, It's got guns, mercenaries, bewbs, good action scenes, comedy, it's not Trigun I promise, it's post-apocalyptic sorta. If you haven't seen it.

Sup, I'm normally lazy, but I figured I'd say Hi, for whatever reason I can't seem to keep my conversations from getting a bit out of hand, but that's probably more or less because I seem to have adopted the policy of being brutally honest on here. Anyhow, I might be a bit off-putting at times, but I assure you I'm not trying to harass anyone. I can only imagine the impression you have of me now, but don't worry, s'all good. Surprisingly it get's a little intellectual at times here, the people here are nice and smart, and they all seem to be writers. I didn't join long ago myself, but I have no life so it already feels like I've been here a while. blah blah blah I digress, Welcome to the forums!

If this were an anime I'd head to the nearest onsen. In reality, I'd steal a punching bag, a ton of giant bottles of whey protein powder, a cool watch, maybe some books, a pile of beef jerky, maybe follow some people I know from school home and steal their weed. Also, steal aged scotch, some beer( Guinness, Richard red, Amsterdam), cuban rum. I wanna try LSD and iowaska too. Sneak aboard planes and travel the world. Hunt animals for food completely invisible in the wilds of Africa. Live it up for a bit before I tell doctors and my father about it. Look for a cure, hope one is found so I can have a relationship. Bang older (30ish) prostitutes whose services I paid for Germany by sneaking aboard planes in the meantime, or forever if there's no cure. Make the most of my lonely life, be a not completely morally bankrupt hedonist and attempt to make myself known somehow, leave something behind. One day you find a fully alert grizzly bear inexplicably seated upright and buckled into the back seat of your car. The doors are locked, it's almost impossible that it got in on it's own, what do you do?

that's cheap and you know it, the proper answer, the idealist in me would choose is, go in search of the truth. But when the whole world is against you, who would really have the courage to go against it, I don't think I would, probably the only thing it would get me is six feet under. you wake up one morning to find a cat you've never seen in your life, lying on your face

http://eelslap.com/

same as nectar

Coffee, a bit of milk, a bit of cream. Or scotch, if you made that hot somehow, ooh how about coffee and rum, would that work? Maybe I'll give it a try tomorrow evening.

read it in a book, don't remember which one

defenestrate= throw someone out a window

insalubrious lethologica means forgetting a word, oddly enough, I never forget this one