efaardvark Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Dragon Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Someone dropped their Scrabble pieces on the road… I guess you can say that’s the word on the street. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting, "Be positive," but it's hard without him. I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?" I said, "That means it's pasture bedtime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Who's bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their baby? Their baby — because he's a little Bigger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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