Animedragon Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 First friend: Who are you working for nowadays? Second friend: Same people. The wife and four kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 My friend says people that wear camouflage are sexy. I just don't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 I've never been to a gun range before, but I'm thinking about giving it a shot. ------------------ What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 What does a baby computer call his father? Data. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 To err is human. To arr is pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 When does a sailor take up least room in his ship? When he sleeps on his 'watch'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Did you hear about the man who went Christmas shopping and thought he heard voices at the back of his car on the way home? There was nothing wrong, it was just the rapping paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Do you know what Whitney Houston's favorite coordination is? HAND-EYEEEeeeeeEYE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 Plateaus are the highest form of flattery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 8 minutes ago, viruxx said: Plateaus are the highest form of flattery Mesas are also right up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted January 13, 2024 Share Posted January 13, 2024 Why do dentists always appear to be unhappy? Because they're always looking down in the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted February 9, 2024 Share Posted February 9, 2024 What does it mean when all the socks in your laundry match, with none left over? It means you’re now losing them in pairs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2024 Share Posted February 15, 2024 A patient tells his doctor, "Help me! I'm addicted to Twitter." The doctor replies, "Sorry, I'm not following you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animedragon Posted March 16, 2024 Share Posted March 16, 2024 Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2024 Share Posted March 19, 2024 I was kissing my girlfriend on the couch the other night. She said, “Let’s take this into the bedroom.” I said, “Ok, you grab the other end.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animechat Posted March 26, 2024 Share Posted March 26, 2024 What's the loudest pet you can own? A trumpet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 26, 2024 Share Posted March 26, 2024 Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 (edited) Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it. Edited March 27, 2024 by efaardvark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 29, 2024 Share Posted March 29, 2024 Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging but then I don’t go… it’s a running joke. I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time. I have another one about chemistry but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction. So I'll just leave you with the observation that geology rocks but geography is where it’s at. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted March 29, 2024 Share Posted March 29, 2024 Why couldn’t the beaver get back home? It couldn’t find the dam door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayton Posted March 29, 2024 Share Posted March 29, 2024 (edited) What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Click here if you do not know... So you're the one! Edited March 29, 2024 by Clayton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efaardvark Posted April 6, 2024 Share Posted April 6, 2024 What did the biologist wear to impress her date? Designer genes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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